The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 5 times.

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fifth Level of Hell!

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever ( Read more... )

Since I signed my lease for April 1st, all of March has been rent free. That allows me to wallow in not having finished unpacking ( Read more... )

Saturday, April 15th. Tax Day. Party. My House. Be there.

546 3rd Ave between 36th and 37th St. Beer. Booze. Broads. B-words.

Come and stand in awe of not only a dishwasher, but exposed brick decrative fireplaces.

I'm tellin' ya, it's gonna be a blast.

Apartment ( Read more... )

Syriana is a fucking great movie. Setting aside modern political ulterior motives, it's a classic tale of a crime so heinous, so BIG, that it can't be stopped or prosecuted. Like Chinatown, only on a global rather than municipal scale ( Read more... )

In a fight between Darth Vader and Batman, Chuck Norris would win ( Read more... )

There are 10 types of people in the world.

Those that understand binary and those that don't.

I'm defying conventions by banging out a quick post ( Read more... )

So here I am, New Year dawning. Las Vegas was a trip, bottles of scotch, fireworks, police horses, fishnets, lesbians, magic tricks, fire-breathing and an as yet unidentified sticky substance ( Read more... )

Hey all. It is I, PFC Theo. I'm writing you from sunny 29 Palms, CA located in scenic Yucca Valley. Yes, that's Yucca as in nuclear repository Yucca. We make our own fun around here ( Read more... )