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[lekayta]

my fingers are swollen, my lip is swollen, and my hands are cut in every crease they've ever folded into. three hours spent in the warehouse with a small radio from the 1960's and a tape gun. placing literature inside the box, taping the box, weighing the box, shipping the box, making packing lists for the box. i tripped over the door while

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[bleedsapathy]

$800 if your lucky. chances are that beast will need repairing to pass inspection or some shit.
and i broke that bunny on purpose. remember; "its symobolic."

as heinz used to say -"what about it??"

[lekayta]

nah, he wouldnt buy it if it hadn't already been inspected. which apparently it is. we'll see thou, im not holdin my breath. we know how he likes to put shit off for weeks/months/years. althou now he's all inspired by this john scenario to help me out and get me the fuck outa the mom's house. plus then he can lose all communication with her and his life will be 100% easier. hah.

and symbolic , my ass. there was actually a kid in my middle school named justin heinz and i always envisioned him as a ketchup bottle. him and dougie howser were the 2 people who reminded me of food. porkchops & ketchup. mmm.

[lazyjulia]

woo me and my friends have a ford tempo club, cos everyone that matters has a ford tempo. my ford tempo cost me $1000. i'm still waitin to pay the $712 it will cost me to get that baby up to inspection standards.. ive been driving it without a sticker for weeks!

hah so even though tempos are where the action is, make sure its a solid car. if its got automatic windows, those babies won't work. if its got automatic seatbealts, they'll strangle you somethin crazy. woot good luck, sugah.

[brm4242]

why don't you just photoshop an inspection sticker? my roommate has had one on his dumpy van for almost a year (and he's been pulled over with it.) sounds like that would be right up your alley, eh?

[miggitymel]

the ameripass was impressive, DO IT!!!!!!!

[lekayta]

i want part of this inspection sticker scam. ive never actually had a legal one, i always get them from a garage in niagara falls that just sells them for a hundred bucks. hah.

[miggitymel]

I love your car julia...

WHAT ABOUT IT?!?!

[bleedsapathy]

i miss heinz. we shoud go visit him and bring a smile to his face. even thou he probably won't have a clue who we are...shit he'd see me in the halls and do a double take just tryin to remember if i was in his classes.

and my car owns. cept for this one time it smelt like dog shit. kayta stepped in it. and we were drivin'.. and then i'm all "wtf smells like dog shit.." cuz i thought leaa farted or something. welp we all look at our feet..and kayta has the shits on her new nikes. oh my.. fuckin smelt like spicey dog shits. sooooo groosss.. i had to febreeze that bitch up. but now its all good.

the end.

[miggitymel]

mike, you have all the class of pamela lee...

dude she's got the needle-drug hepitisis (C)

[ex_smashing574]

my spud, which i'm sure you have had to have heard about [woah long winded] is a tempo. it has more personality than any car i've ever driven, and is about seventy five times louder than any car i've ever driven. the spedometer only goes up to eighty, anything higher and the needle drops and the car overheats, and anything over fifty creates this loud humming drone that could put you to sleep. mine also putts when i go under forty. it's only a 1992 with only 80,000 on it, so i say fucking beware of yours. <3