Today I joined darksideofebay Take A Peek I tried to sneak in a plug for my icon business!

I posted in Naked Parts again to show off my handy work see for yourself SEE FOR YOURSELF

You know how you leave a piece of meat in the pocket of that coat you never wear? I found a piece of old meatloaf in my coat pocket today. My couriosity took over so I took a bite. I have a terrible belly ache ohhh.....

I had an OK Thanksgiving. I cooked a whole chicken & stuffed it. It was nice and crispy on the outside and raw and chewy in the center. The stuffing was moist and gooey. I invited some of the local children over but everytime they motion my way their parents always put them in a tight headlock yelling no no!!!!!!!! I'm down to my last Kleenex so I' ( Read more... )

I made my first post in girlmusic. My doctor insists that I keep up with my medications for depression but I'm too sad to take them & I'm too paranoid to take my medication for my halucinations.

I went trick or treating this week. It was a short stint I had diarrhea again (of course). Everyone was fanning me away. I only got 2 pieces of that red hot & spicy candy that I dread & some loose candy trail mix in a plastic bag which consisted of M&M's,raisins, peanuts, & a needle!!!! HEY!!!!!

Yesterday I had lentils, bean curd & toast for breakfast. In fact I had it for lunch & dinner too. I had left over lentils, bean curd & toast today. Needless to say I shit my last pair of clean pants & I don't even have 50

Greetings. I thought I'd show my friends a new picture of my from my favorite goth club last weekend. It was so fun!

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I'm still feeling that burning sensation (you know down there) I've had it so long it's starting to feel nice & tingly. My LiveJournal friends say I should take care of it before IT falls off & reveals my penile implant. My bout with diarrhea is getting worse, my pants are starting to stink.Someone told me I look like Annie Lennox
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Today I went to the doctor about my xrays. He said that the small leak they found in my nasal cavaties last year has cracked and it's now much bigger, which explains why I've been having a cold non stop for the last few months. And to make things better, when I was coming home those little girls from the next apartment who call me snot guy saw me ( Read more... )