oh my beloved sister

[lelenevity]

"my mother is like mary ann. she had me and my sister because she wanted to feel worthwhile. now, she has two adult children: one, a former college drop out whom she imagines stumbles home drunk night after night (thank god for the subway!), with no prospect of a stable job, having studied only literature; and the other, a hippie who's forsaken god

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Your mom thinks YOU are a hippie?

[ucsbeauty]

Julie, never have I heard you unload one riff from Phish at all.

[sircnay]

Math is the greatest most sensible thing ever that doesn't make sense.

[sexy_man]

hay you how r u. dammit i have no idea why i commented i just did some coke weeeeeeeeeeeeee later