I've been similarly accused of eating all of the sugar cookies.
Being the only other living thing in the house with opposable thumbs that can open the container (which is indeed empty) and a horrible liar to boot. I've chosen to not fight the charges.
I have, instead, countered with my own accusation - "It is your fault for not buying enough sugar cookies".
I'll probably lose the case but I intend to go down fighting none-the-less.
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And now I want mint oreos.
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Being the only other living thing in the house with opposable thumbs that can open the container (which is indeed empty) and a horrible liar to boot. I've chosen to not fight the charges.
I have, instead, countered with my own accusation - "It is your fault for not buying enough sugar cookies".
I'll probably lose the case but I intend to go down fighting none-the-less.
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