I might as well cut this for TMI involving "female stuff."
Today my daughter started menstruating. She complained of cramps and seemed a little worried about it, so I let her stay home from school today. She turned 11 in October.
I feel worse for my son. Now he has to deal with Alex and me both PMS-ing at roughly the same time. I think I might tell him to go live under his bed until it all blows over.