THE FEATHERY ONE CRACKS ME UP SO BAD! I mean, so much for stealth. And practicality. And everything else, basically. Also you'd probably get killed real quick on the battlefield, as the enemy would just go 'AAAAAH WHAT IS THAT AAAAAAAH *stab* *stab* *stab*
I need to find out what kind of career could be based on that degree and then petition to make it a real thing.
not just different tights, but also. Like. TEN THOUSAND PATTERNS! It's like a pattern-dragon puked all over him. And then he got a hat and said: this is it!
ALL OF IT? ARE YOU SURE??? Well... okay then /o/ watch this space, for if I find anything more ridiculous (I doubt it, though, there is nothing more ridiculous than feather-fetish-dude), this is where it will be at.
I seriously don't know who gave him the idea that this many feathers were a good idea, but they must have been an incredible salesperson, and totally did the deal of their life...
Oh it is, thank you! I just have a weird way to hold my pen/stylus, so I cramp up after a while, but it goes away on the next day, most of the times =)
At first I was like, what, can't that guy add even a few more colors or something? I'm sure his clothes could handle that. I spot a significant absence of orange. Or bright green. Or purple. Then I scrolled down. Then I was like OMG MY EYES WHAT IS THIIIIIIS! -> feather dude, in case it wasn't obvious enough. I mean... what, how could someone ever think this would look great??? The pic with DAT ASS makes me think inappropriate thoughts. I wonder what DAT ASS guy must look like from the front to have a saint oggle him like that...]=D~
Though I would have loved the blue/gold one... if only he could have afforded two costumes instead of smashing two halves together. YOU GO FRANCE, GO AND TEACH EUROPE WHAT TRUE FASHION IS ALL ABOUT!
He might have thought that he could make the enemy faint with pure sensory overload. I wonder if it was a legit strategy. FEATHER DUDE IS AWESOME I like how despite all the feathers, he's still totally flashing his ass at you. Classy. Also yes, DAT ASS dude is the best. I mean. Ass aside, look at the fashionable little beard, and his strut is quite dashing, as well. I'd oogle him too, if I were a saint on a banner!
The blue/gold one is gorgeous, if, as you said, it didn't look pieced together like that also crotch-bow. CROTCH-BOW isn't it darling. My personal theory is that he wanted both uniforms, but only had the money for one. One Vicky-the-Viking moment later, TADAAAA!
This comic isn't even about fashion. IT COULD BE, THOUGH! Maybe I should change that.... But yeah, France's clothes are based on François 1er and can I just say, it's so nice to look at after all the horrors in this post?
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I need to find out what kind of career could be based on that degree and then petition to make it a real thing.
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WHAT ARE ANY OF THESE OMG
the guy with the different tights on each leg is particularly dashing, EVIDENTLY
You need to teach me all the beautiful things about Switzerland because ALL OF IT IS INTERESTING, ALL OF IT.
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ALL OF IT? ARE YOU SURE??? Well... okay then /o/ watch this space, for if I find anything more ridiculous (I doubt it, though, there is nothing more ridiculous than feather-fetish-dude), this is where it will be at.
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The feather-fetish-dude stuffs peacock feathers into the holes in his cheese before eating it.
This is now a Historical Fact because I decreed it to be so.
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obviously
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Oh it is, thank you! I just have a weird way to hold my pen/stylus, so I cramp up after a while, but it goes away on the next day, most of the times =)
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Then I scrolled down.
Then I was like OMG MY EYES WHAT IS THIIIIIIS! -> feather dude, in case it wasn't obvious enough. I mean... what, how could someone ever think this would look great???
The pic with DAT ASS makes me think inappropriate thoughts. I wonder what DAT ASS guy must look like from the front to have a saint oggle him like that...]=D~
Though I would have loved the blue/gold one... if only he could have afforded two costumes instead of smashing two halves together.
YOU GO FRANCE, GO AND TEACH EUROPE WHAT TRUE FASHION IS ALL ABOUT!
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FEATHER DUDE IS AWESOME I like how despite all the feathers, he's still totally flashing his ass at you. Classy.
Also yes, DAT ASS dude is the best. I mean. Ass aside, look at the fashionable little beard, and his strut is quite dashing, as well. I'd oogle him too, if I were a saint on a banner!
The blue/gold one is gorgeous, if, as you said, it didn't look pieced together like that also crotch-bow. CROTCH-BOW isn't it darling. My personal theory is that he wanted both uniforms, but only had the money for one. One Vicky-the-Viking moment later, TADAAAA!
This comic isn't even about fashion. IT COULD BE, THOUGH! Maybe I should change that.... But yeah, France's clothes are based on François 1er and can I just say, it's so nice to look at after all the horrors in this post?
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