lord, my god, assist me now.

[lemmal]

today, during 8th period bio taxonomy lab, i had what is now known as the most religious experience in my entire, heathenistic life. i had a vision of christ. he came to me in the form of a hypocotyl on the pit of an avocado.
i began screaming and ranting to the classroom about how this divine drupe appeared to me. mr. imler found it strange and

Comments

[theparadox]

jesus is delicious

[420_like_whoa]

Jesus comes in all forms, my child, but he comes not to save you, but to haunt you and make you kill small woodland animals with sharp dirty sticks.

[velcrosneakers]

DUDE DUDE. i was totally attacked by mormons today.

[treepuke13]

i totally saw it.

[anarchycheese]

jesus and ovary walls, holy shit.
the fruit frightens me a tad.