This is where I now live.


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Every vote counts.


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(some things are so worth stealing and posting ( Read more... )

Have you heard of the NO-CARB Diet for 2004?
NO C-heney
NO A-shcroft
NO R-umsfeld
NO B-ush
and absolutely NO RICE!

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"It's a good thing tears don't leave a stain or else someone might recognize your pain."
-PBB

I now (finally) have a J O B!!! Woo hoo.

The Onion weekly dispatch presents ( Read more... )

All about me in one sentence:

Maybe I make mountains out of sarcastic comments and idiosyncrasies because being happy is hard for me.

And remember kids....

"would i go out in a hurricane to vote for kerry? no. but would i go out in a hurricane to vote against bush? shit yeah"

and

Analysts say a vote for Nadar is a vote for Bush. It just detracts from the votes for Kerry. Vote wisely kiddos.