Your heart felt good it was drippin pitch and made of wood ( Read more... )

Omg 6 days ... Matthew "The Love Machine" Taylor ... yummy.

If you ever want to do coke, first read Hell by Pille.

I've got this love, love feeling around me. And this stone cold feeling inside.

I heart existentialism.

Edit: Also, I want to be a professor. And have outrageous sex. And babies.

So, due to the approaching failure of a school fundraiser, I'm going to be trying to sell some calendars at home. They are $12 each, and I will have them when I come home for Christmas Break. They have pictures of children in Sierra Leone. All the money is going towards helping them out. They used to have 400 students cramped in 4 classrooms, with ( Read more... )

Might have to kill about 50 high school students tonight.
Thoughts on where to stow all the bodies?

Either everyone has been up to his/her ass in work (just like I have been...) or my Livejournal is being boycotted ( Read more... )

Halloween. And I'm disguised as a girl who actually cares about getting a 4.0 (in other words- a big huge loser). w00t ( Read more... )

10. TGI Friday's "Perfect Deal for Becky": fried mozzarella sticks, chicken pasta, and New York cheesecake all for $12.99 ( Read more... )

I really felt like I could have been in a movie about what hippy kids do in college.

"Now the blow's been softened ( Read more... )

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