The Fifth stage , Heroes review
I haven't updated or did the heroes_meta in ages but i really wanted to make this episode , also its very late here & i was trying to post it before the deadline , so expect Bad English and please tell me about it so i could fix it :)
I had to watch the episode again to do this D: D:
Skanky lydia is still skanky ( but i still like her )
Mama Petrelli looking all fabulous , as usual
Pervy Gretchin is pervy
Gretchin is a bit disappointed when she finds out that Claire ~ Desire ~ is to be a circus freak not to get it on with her
Oh , Sneaky Sylar is Pretty Sneaky , for awhile there i thought the woman was checking Peter out , turned out to be Sylar who is checking him *wink wink*
Run Peter , RUUUUUUN
And Here it comes , the fight i always waited for , the Powerless fight between the watchmaker & the nurse ( i actually wrote a cracky fic about it & got some even crackier fanart for it ) But the question is , who is going to win it ?!
Oh , Sysy doesn't have his TK , his very very confused
Hit it Peter , Hit it ;D
Where did Sylar know how to punch like that ?in after school specials ?!
PETER " Blah blah blah i want my brother back blah blah " all i could focus on is Peter straddling Sylar & hitting him , Kinky !!
Hello there Psycho Peter , never knew you existed , Me likes <33
Psycho Peter is ~ Nailing ~ Sylar , LMFAO
He is really enjoying ~Nailing~ him , Very Very kinky , What next , Angry / Hate sex ?!
Psycho Peter is hot , but he is still pretty stupid , You were actually thinking that he might give you Nathan back just like that !! Could you at least promise him some sexy time ?!
Nail It Peter , Nail it !! ( Pun intended )
Oh Hello there Psycho Sylar , you seem to be enjoying getting ~ Nailed
Now its mind-meld Mind -Rape time !!!
Some Petrellicest time , As if this episode needed more slash
Peter could you please get off your brother ?! Mama Petrelli would be so disappointed in you !!
So MS.CIA can't find Claire , all Southern Ohio ?! Samuel's Magic is so powerful or she is a lousy CIA agent
Yay , its Noah's 101 time he talks about how bad of a father he was to Claire , but about Lyle ?! you didn't even mention him
I have to say , i don't like Lauren but she is really pretty & looks really like Elle
Some useless action time , YAY
Yes Noah , hiding in the bathroom and leaving your files & boxes outside is a very good plan / sarcasm . You really need to stop hanging out with Peter , your becoming stupid like him D:
Samule having funny hair talking in a funny way , Blah blah blah
DOYLE / Barbie time!!
Claire Hugging Doyle ?!WTF ?! since when do people hug their creepy kidnappers ?! does she has Stockholm syndrome ?! or is she just stupid like the rest of her family ( and by that I mean Peter )
Froge , Claire ?! I'm glad am not the only one who thought you aren't pretty !! but good points for remembering that you have a brother
Samuel saying some blah blah to annoyed Gretchen
I SPY the helix !! i thought the writers forgot it like Sylar's ~ Hunger ~ and other lots of stuff
The big jerk is back and Samuel is using him to ~ charm ~ Claire to be one of the family
He is really a jerk and a woman hitter , asshole you deserve what you got !!
Nathan & Peter on a roof that i don't remember seeing before , didn't that scene happen on the Devaux ( or whatever his name was )roof ?!
Delusional Peter is very Delusional .
Nathan is just as smart as Peter , and by that i mean HE IS STUPID ! What will jumping off the roof do expect letting Sylar go ?! you are dead anyway , you should have just let Peter kill you so Sylar would die , but ofc Sylar can't die / sarcasm
"Tell mom I love her and take care of Claire " !! am i supposed to take Nathan seriously or cry ?! because am laughing at this , He doesn't even mention his TWO SONS !! WTF is wrong with people on the show , everyone is forgetting their kids and caring about Claire , HRG doesn't give a shit about Lyle but all his worries about is Claire precious feelings and Nathan doesn't even care about his two little sons and only mentions the supposedly grown up indestructible Claire D: D:
Yes Nathan , keep talking blah blah and forget about your kids...
Lame slow motion fall scene is very very lame and funny , LOL
Oh GOD , Peter is looking like a young version of Sylvester Stallone , DO NOT WANT !!
Still LOL'ing at the slow motion falling scene
Sylar's legs are sexy XD
Samuel / Claire , Can you guys see it ?! Yes the show does need more people ~ caring ~ about Claire D:
Gretchen is very disappointed that Claire is leaving her for Samuel The Carnival
I actually like the " Belonging " convo
So tell Mr. Samuel , who THE HELL ARE YOU AFTER ?
Samuel's Mojo is on , the Carnival is ~ Magically ~ gone , Now i have a question , how does normal people find it ?! does they wake up and find it out of nowhere in the park, their backyard or what ?!
Samuel used to like you but you are so boring , stop your blah blah speeches , PLEASE
Run Momo run , werk it baby werk it ;D
From Twitter ( while watching the episode for the 1st time )
# Sneaky Sylar is Very Sneaky
# Powerless fight , I had dreams of its lulz
# So who's gonna win , the Watchmaker or the Nurse ?!
# So much lulz , I'm giggling like a kid
# Psycho Peter is SEXY XD
# But he is still pretty stupid
# The Slash does write itself , the incest too , LOL
# Noah , if you started with the whole Bad daddy thing , I will shoot you
# Noah , stop hanging with Peter , he made you stupid like him
# Hugging Doyle ?! SERIOUSLY ?! WTF is worng with you Claire D: D:
# Samuel seems like a total Pedo , LOL
# OMG Nathan , What about your other 2 kids ?! Did that part get haitianed?
# Was i supposed to cry at that ?! I laughed , I really did , LOL
# Claire is getting some brain wash , Samuel is Good
# Then who the hell are you after Sam , Psycho Sysy or Stupid Pete
I had to watch the episode again to do this D: D:
Skanky lydia is still skanky ( but i still like her )
Mama Petrelli looking all fabulous , as usual
Pervy Gretchin is pervy
Gretchin is a bit disappointed when she finds out that Claire ~ Desire ~ is to be a circus freak not to get it on with her
Oh , Sneaky Sylar is Pretty Sneaky , for awhile there i thought the woman was checking Peter out , turned out to be Sylar who is checking him *wink wink*
Run Peter , RUUUUUUN
And Here it comes , the fight i always waited for , the Powerless fight between the watchmaker & the nurse ( i actually wrote a cracky fic about it & got some even crackier fanart for it ) But the question is , who is going to win it ?!
Oh , Sysy doesn't have his TK , his very very confused
Hit it Peter , Hit it ;D
Where did Sylar know how to punch like that ?in after school specials ?!
PETER " Blah blah blah i want my brother back blah blah " all i could focus on is Peter straddling Sylar & hitting him , Kinky !!
Hello there Psycho Peter , never knew you existed , Me likes <33
Psycho Peter is ~ Nailing ~ Sylar , LMFAO
He is really enjoying ~Nailing~ him , Very Very kinky , What next , Angry / Hate sex ?!
Psycho Peter is hot , but he is still pretty stupid , You were actually thinking that he might give you Nathan back just like that !! Could you at least promise him some sexy time ?!
Nail It Peter , Nail it !! ( Pun intended )
Oh Hello there Psycho Sylar , you seem to be enjoying getting ~ Nailed
Now its mind-meld Mind -Rape time !!!
Some Petrellicest time , As if this episode needed more slash
Peter could you please get off your brother ?! Mama Petrelli would be so disappointed in you !!
So MS.CIA can't find Claire , all Southern Ohio ?! Samuel's Magic is so powerful or she is a lousy CIA agent
Yay , its Noah's 101 time he talks about how bad of a father he was to Claire , but about Lyle ?! you didn't even mention him
I have to say , i don't like Lauren but she is really pretty & looks really like Elle
Some useless action time , YAY
Yes Noah , hiding in the bathroom and leaving your files & boxes outside is a very good plan / sarcasm . You really need to stop hanging out with Peter , your becoming stupid like him D:
Samule having funny hair talking in a funny way , Blah blah blah
DOYLE / Barbie time!!
Claire Hugging Doyle ?!WTF ?! since when do people hug their creepy kidnappers ?! does she has Stockholm syndrome ?! or is she just stupid like the rest of her family ( and by that I mean Peter )
Froge , Claire ?! I'm glad am not the only one who thought you aren't pretty !! but good points for remembering that you have a brother
Samuel saying some blah blah to annoyed Gretchen
I SPY the helix !! i thought the writers forgot it like Sylar's ~ Hunger ~ and other lots of stuff
The big jerk is back and Samuel is using him to ~ charm ~ Claire to be one of the family
He is really a jerk and a woman hitter , asshole you deserve what you got !!
Nathan & Peter on a roof that i don't remember seeing before , didn't that scene happen on the Devaux ( or whatever his name was )roof ?!
Delusional Peter is very Delusional .
Nathan is just as smart as Peter , and by that i mean HE IS STUPID ! What will jumping off the roof do expect letting Sylar go ?! you are dead anyway , you should have just let Peter kill you so Sylar would die , but ofc Sylar can't die / sarcasm
"Tell mom I love her and take care of Claire " !! am i supposed to take Nathan seriously or cry ?! because am laughing at this , He doesn't even mention his TWO SONS !! WTF is wrong with people on the show , everyone is forgetting their kids and caring about Claire , HRG doesn't give a shit about Lyle but all his worries about is Claire precious feelings and Nathan doesn't even care about his two little sons and only mentions the supposedly grown up indestructible Claire D: D:
Yes Nathan , keep talking blah blah and forget about your kids...
Lame slow motion fall scene is very very lame and funny , LOL
Oh GOD , Peter is looking like a young version of Sylvester Stallone , DO NOT WANT !!
Still LOL'ing at the slow motion falling scene
Sylar's legs are sexy XD
Samuel / Claire , Can you guys see it ?! Yes the show does need more people ~ caring ~ about Claire D:
Gretchen is very disappointed that Claire is leaving her for Samuel The Carnival
I actually like the " Belonging " convo
So tell Mr. Samuel , who THE HELL ARE YOU AFTER ?
Samuel's Mojo is on , the Carnival is ~ Magically ~ gone , Now i have a question , how does normal people find it ?! does they wake up and find it out of nowhere in the park, their backyard or what ?!
Samuel used to like you but you are so boring , stop your blah blah speeches , PLEASE
Run Momo run , werk it baby werk it ;D
From Twitter ( while watching the episode for the 1st time )
# Sneaky Sylar is Very Sneaky
# Powerless fight , I had dreams of its lulz
# So who's gonna win , the Watchmaker or the Nurse ?!
# So much lulz , I'm giggling like a kid
# Psycho Peter is SEXY XD
# But he is still pretty stupid
# The Slash does write itself , the incest too , LOL
# Noah , if you started with the whole Bad daddy thing , I will shoot you
# Noah , stop hanging with Peter , he made you stupid like him
# Hugging Doyle ?! SERIOUSLY ?! WTF is worng with you Claire D: D:
# Samuel seems like a total Pedo , LOL
# OMG Nathan , What about your other 2 kids ?! Did that part get haitianed?
# Was i supposed to cry at that ?! I laughed , I really did , LOL
# Claire is getting some brain wash , Samuel is Good
# Then who the hell are you after Sam , Psycho Sysy or Stupid Pete