Fun with telemarketers

[lemon445]

Marketer (who's name is probably Mr. Nutterbutter): "Is Mr. or Mrs. Reneesius home?"
Me: "This is Miss Reineccius. Can I help you?"
Marketer (who sounds high): "I'm doing blah blah blah and selling [some crap about insurance] blah."
Me: "Darn. I just don't have enough accidents to buy that. I am, however, selling my vacuum cleaner! It's top-of-the-

Comments

Me sad now....

[guntiger]

Im confused...and sad? I made you sad?

...Why am I naked in the picture?

Re: Me sad now....

[lemon445]

OMG, NOE. *hugsyoutodeath* You made me happy! You made me sad when you went away and stopped talking to me.... That made me sad... ;_;... *hugs you again* I love you, Davie.

You're naked cause you're sexy. NO, I'm KIDDING. XD. You're naked because I didn't want to take the time to draw clothes. It's a STICK FIGURE, for the love of Claud! XD

[hazelbynature]

ahahahahaha
omg Kami
that entry made me laugh so hard.

[lemon445]

Really? OMG, YAY! ^_^ *hugs you*

[hazelbynature]

seriously, that was very entertaining. *hug back*

[lemon445]

Thank you. ^^ *hugstodeath*

[x8death_wish8x]

Kamzi! I is going to hurt you! You make me out to be some sort of psycho! I'm only half insane for your information. As for the other half, I can't account for that right now, but, yeah. ::Sticks out tongue and saunters away* Stupid head...

[lemon445]

OMG, I don't think so! *eats you* Insulting me from my own house... *sobs and pokes my stomach (where you are, OMG)* Amanda-- You can't deny what you did with that piece of ice... It's seen places nothing ever has before, OMG. And then it MELTED. IN MY SHIRT. And it was cold... You suck. You're going down!.... Next time you fall asleep, I'll be right there with a bucket of something... You-- You better be afraid! ><;;

XDDDD <3333 *runs away to get a bucket*

[x8death_wish8x]

Oh ho! I didn't deny it! You deserved it, though! Every time I fall asleep you do something to me! You put things in my mouth, my ears, sometimes up my nose! Stop making me look like the bad guy when all I did was a bit of innocent revenge! <333

*poisons you, so that you die* DAI!!!

I'm used to your little threats by now, missy! I ain't scared o' you no more! Nu-uh!

P.S. OHMIGOSHILUVLOUIS!!!!!!! <333333

[lemon445]

Ohhh... You'll never forgive me for the up-the-nose stunt, will you? I'm friggen telling you, you told me to do it in your sleep! SLEEP TALKER, OMG DAI!

*is poisoned so that I die*
*wait...*
*can't dai, omg!*

HAHA! *comes at you with my bucket full of... FROGS. Yes. Frogs*

DAI EVEIL SPAWN OFE SATANNNN! ><;;

P.S. *rolls eyes* Will you just shut up about that for TWO SECONDS?!