What it's like talking to Big Ez.

[lemon_says]

Ez: '...got ran over by a crappy purple Scion

Comments

[heathrow]

I'm not sure he's going to make it to 18. Are you?

[travellight]

He can come stay with his beloved godmother as necessary.

[heathrow]

You are a saint among women.

[lemon_says]

He is hilarious, generous, brilliant, and kind, but damned if he doesn't talk ALL THE TIME.

[germanlandis]

How do you break a light fixture with a balloon, anyhow?

[lemon_says]

You kick a helium Kroger balloon hard into the air, where it floats up into the ceiling fan at a high rate of speed, and then the ribbon gets inextricably tangled around the blades and light within seconds, causing the large glass portion to fall to the floor with a crash.

[vawawwee]

Not funny while its happening but funny to read - that boy is smart ;)

[lolliejean]

hahaha!

[chocolatechipkt]

Too funny!