Rabbit Rabbit!
[ .001. ] first name: Rik
[ .002. ] middle name: Anarchy
[ .003. ] last name: Mayall
[ .004. ] nickname(s): Chaporita, oolie, I would like to be called Lemon. Anyone who has read this far, call me Lemon.
[ .005. ] gender: The bounce is back (jk rowling, I have a vagina)
[ .006. ] age: 19 (Ewwww, I'm legal)
[ .007. ] birthday: In June... Late June
[ .008. ] height: Short as hell
[ .009. ] hair color: Highlighted.
[ .010. ] eye color: Hazel. Boring.
[ .011. ] race: The one that doesn't get AIDS.
[ .012. ] do you wear glasses or contacts: I'm supposed to wear glasses when I drive at night >:(
[ .013. ] do you have braces: No, my teeth are perfect, I would have been quite the mans lady had I lived in England (and I would have had a threesome with Rik Mayall and Hugh Laurie).
[ .014. ] is your hair long or short: Short. I hate it long.
[ .015. ] where were you born: In a hospital
[ .016. ] current location: In a hospital
[ .017. ] zodiac sign: Slow children at play.
[ .018. ] how many languages do you know: 0, shit son, I don't even know English.
[ .019. ] nationality: Polish and Russian. I think.
[ .020. ] bad habbits: Dry humping old men as they walk out of their retirement homes for a bit of fresh air.
[ .021. ] piercings you have: My ears are peirced.
[ .022. ] piercings you want: I wanna peirce my tongue.
[ .023. ] tattoos you have: None :(
[ .024. ] tattoos you want: Wings on my shoulders or on my ankles.
[ .025. ] today's date: December first on the seventh year of the second millenium A.D, Rabbit Rabbit!
[ .026. ] the time: 3:41
[ .027. ] ready for a bunch more questions: That depends, are you ready to watch 2 girls one cup while eating pudding?
: family :
[ .028. ] mother's name: Sharon, Like a female version of Ron, except shes a fat bitch.
[ .029. ] father's name: Irving, which is a cool name, except my dad sucks.
[ .030. ] step-parent's names, if any: Well, the one that drinks alot and raped my sister is named Bubba.
[ .031. ] brother(s)'s name(s): I don't have any. I'm sure they'd be ugly.
[ .032. ] sister(s)'s name(s): Michelle(older) and Wendy(Younger). Dumb names. I like Michelle sometimes, but mostly she's a cunt. I'd date her boyfriend if he hadn't soiled his soul by dating my sister.
[ .033. ] favorite aunt: None. They're middle aged Jewish women. I hate middle aged Jewish women.
[ .034. ] favorite uncle: My dead one.
[ .035. ] favorite grandparent: :( All the ones I like died.
[ .036. ] worst relative: My Grandma (on my moms side)
[ .037. ] best relative: My dead grandpa (on my moms side)
[ .038. ] do you get along with your parents: No
[ .039. ] does anyone in your family understand you: I'm sure they know enough.
: pets :
[ .040. ] do you have any pets: Yes. But one of my kitties ran away recently :(
[ .041. ] what are their names: Pandora, Hamazasp, and Nushig (who ran away), also Sheila.
[ .042. ] what kind of animals are they: Sheila is a dog, Hamazasp and Nushig are cats, and Pandora is a mutant alien who occasionally takes the form of a cat. I love Pandy.
: school :
[ .043. ] are you still in school: No, but I'm going back in winter.
[ .044. ] did you drop out: No, I graduated... Sort of.
[ .045. ] current gpa, or last gpa you got: lol probably 2.
[ .046. ] favorite grade: Kindergarden.
[ .047. ] least favorite grade: Sixth fucking grade. And 8th grade. Both sucked balls.
[ .048. ] favorite teacher: I loved all my male art teachers.
[ .049. ] least favorite teacher: My english teacher my senior year was a cumslut.
[ .050. ] favorite subject: Art yo. History is also my G.
[ .051. ] least favorite subject: Nigguh studies.
[ .052. ] do/did you buy lunch or bring it: I don't remember. I like to pretend I don't eat food/steal food from my friends houses.
[ .053. ] play any sports on the school's team: I did fencing apparently.
[ .054. ] do/did you do any extracurricular ativities: Kind of.
[ .055. ] are/was you popular: Fuck no. I was ugly as balls.
[ .056. ] favorite dance: I dunno. I didn't go to alot of dances. Shit, my kids are gonna think I'm LAME.
[ .057. ] favorite memory: Calling Shipley and making whale sounds with all of my friends.
[ .058. ] least favorite dance: The one where a kid died... lol, I wish a kid died at a dance.
[ .060. ] most humiliating moment: I dunno.
: favorites :
[ .061. ] number: 38, cause it looks like buttsex.
[ .062. ] clothing brand: I love shopping at Rue 21... But I dunno, is that a brand?
[ .063. ] shoes: My fucking heeled boots. God I need moar shoes.
[ .064. ] saying: "Get out of my house" and, well, it used to be "O-TAY" But then my manager kept saying it to make fun of me... Asshole.
[ .065. ] tv show: Robot Chicken, Metalocolypse... uhm. Animaniacs.... Any child oriented cartoon from the 80s (Especially Rainbow Brite, Jem and the Holograms, Lady Lovelylocks, etc)
[ .066. ] sport: Cake decorating.
[ .067. ] vegetable: Celery or Carrots.
[ .068. ] fruit: I love how Lemons look, but I prefer the taste of Grapes.
[ .069. ] movie: Fried Green tomatoes and I REALLY like Wristcutters, a love story (Nigguh WHY HASNT ANYONE SEEN IT YET?!).
[ .070. ] magazine: National Geographic. I love to choke the chicken to those african ladies.
[ .071. ] actor: Golly, Where to start *gets out list* Johnny Depp-izzle, Stephen Colbert, Rik Mayall, Ade Edmondson, Hugh Laurie, Jude Law, Stephen Fry (who fucks Jude Law as Oscar Wilde, [kinky♥kinky]), Jon Stewart... Gowd theres more, but those are the ones I'd REALLY fuck.
[ .072. ] actress: Helena Bonham Carter and that eurasian babe Shannyn Sossamon, I'd go typical lesbian for those hotties. Espec Helena. Fucking Tim Burton, that lucky bastard.
[ .073. ] candy: Gowlly. I dunno, I like candies with nuts in it.
[ .074. ] gum: Those new-fangled minty gums are nice, the ones that are packed like pills.
[ .076. ] candy bar: None.
[ .077. ] ice cream flavor: Mint Chocolate chip. Cute colour, light taste.
[ .078. ] color: Rainbow!!!!!! But I also like Yellow.
[ .079. ] season: Summer.
[ .080. ] holiday: My birthday! Naaaah, I like New years. Heres to this one not sucking as bad as the last ones!
[ .081. ] band: Daft Punk, Scissor sisters, MSI, Dethklok, Gorillaz, No Doubt, Spice Girls (fuck you too) Et thetera, et thetera...
[ .082. ] singer: JIMMY URINE ONLY CUZ I MET HIM AND HE SIGNED MY POKEYMANZ. Also Josephine Baker.
[ .083. ] group: TIGRA AND BUNNY.
[ .084. ] rapper: Jay-Z
[ .085. ] type of music: Bubblegum Techno and Ska, I also like R&B and hip hop, cuz I'm ghetto like that, hurrrr.
[ .086. ] thing in your room: My cat, shes a fag, and my art model, Manfred.
[ .087. ] place to be: In my dreamworld.
[ .088. ] radio station: I dunno.
[ .089. ] tv channel: TCM and the history channel... God wtf.
[ .090. ] junk food: Pussy (JK Rowling, I love cock).
[ .091. ] overall food: Sushi.
[ .092. ] store: Gamestop
[ .093. ] shoe brand: Any that don't suck.
[ .094. ] fast food: Ewwwwwwww, I don't eat fast food... Ever.
[ .095. ] restaurant: Not ihop. FUCKING hate ihop.
[ .096. ] shape: Phallic
[ .097. ] time of day: Late night/ Early morning.
[ .098. ] country: England, Italy, France, or Jay-pan. Even though I've been to neither. Belgium was the SHIT though.
[ .099. ] state: California or New York, bb.
[ .100. ] boys name: Manfred, Orion, Vyvyan, Loki, Gabriel, or Tyler, all names that are cute as hell.
[ .101. ] girls name: Vivian, Rita, Loki, or Irving.
[ .102. ] mall: Gurnee Mills.
[ .103. ] video game: A PHOENIX WRIGHT IS FINE TOO. But srsly, I have a buhzillion games, and they all rock.
[ .104. ] shampoo: No preference.
[ .105. ] board game: Pretty Pretty Princess.
[ .106. ] computer game: THE YOUNG ONES COMPUTER GAME LOLNOTREALLYSINCEITWASMADEIN1982.
[ .107. ] car: Mmmmm vintage cars. I'd fuck anyone just for a ride in one. I also like Porches and Convertables and Bugs and cool Jeeps. But what do I have? A gay ass mini van named Shaneequa.
[ .108. ] music video: Interstella 5555
[ .109. ] swear word: Nigger
[ .110. ] word: Golly!
[ .111. ] month: December (Yay!)
[ .112. ] cartoon character: Pyramid Head, his raping corpses is SOOOOO KAWAII~♥
[ .113. ] scary movie: Silent Hill! (Jk Rowling, moar like Silence of the Lambs)
[ .115. ] possession: My owl necklace and my teddy bear.
: what's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear :
[ .116. ] eminem: That dude who I never really liked.
[ .117. ] dog: MARIMO *SOB* WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[ .118. ] hot: Johnny Depp sucking off Jude Law.... Now thats hot.
[ .119. ] britney spears: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!
[ .120. ] nsync: Lol Lance Bass is a fag.
[ .121. ] real world: Not on TV anymoar... rite?
[ .122. ] orange: Lemon
[ .123. ] choice: Something beautiful.
[ .124. ] fuck: things I want to do to celebrity dads.
[ .125. ] bisexual: Something the whole family can enjoy!
[ .126. ] black: So not a colour.
[ .127. ] icq: Early 2000's
[ .128. ] insane clown posse: Yeah wow this meme is old.
[ .129. ] linkin park: CRAWWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIINNNNN Lol.
[ .130. ] jack: That guy from the freakazoid episode, DON'T SAY HIS NAME.
[ .131. ] rainbow: THE GREATEST THING GOD COULD EVER CRAFT ASIDE FROM THE MALE TUCHUS
[ .132. ] cherry: I wanna get cherry earrings
[ .133. ] cucumber: Lol
[ .134. ] shark: SUCK MY DIIIICK, I'M A SHARK.
[ .135. ] lifehouse: :( Whats a lifehouse?
[ .136. ] bat: Gay for Robin.
[ .137. ] leather: Makes me hot, yo.
[ .138. ] whip: :( Too hot!
[ .139. ] america: COLBERTS BITCH.
[ .140. ] water: Num num num I drink water I can live forever.
[ .141. ] volcano: MOAR LIKE LOLCANO AMIRITE?!
: this or that :
[ .142. ] rock or rap: Rap
[ .143. ] rock or pop: Pop
[ .144. ] rock or r&b: R&B
[ .145. ] rock or metal: Rock
[ .146. ] rap or pop: Pop
[ .147. ] rap or r&b: R&B
[ .148. ] rap or metal: Rap
[ .149. ] pop or r&b: Pop
[ .150. ] pop or metal: Pop
[ .151. ] r&b or metal: R&B
[ .152. ] linkin park or limp bizkit: Wow... I'm afraid I'd have to kill myself.
[ .153. ] tool or korn: Neither.
[ .154. ] selena or jennifer lopez: Whatevr.
[ .155. ] hot or cold: Cold.
[ .156. ] winter or summer: Winter
[ .157. ] spring or fall: Spring
[ .158. ] shakira or britney: DAMN SHAKIRA IS HOT.
[ .159. ] icp or eminem: Ew
[ .160. ] marilyn manson or rob zombie: Rob Zombie, anything is better that Marilyn Manson. Even Ed Gein probably makes better shit than him. At least I know Gein is more hardcore.
[ .161. ] kittie or garbage: Dunno.
[ .162. ] mtv or vh1: Eh.
[ .163. ] buffy or angel: None, your taste in shit sucks.
[ .164. ] dawson's creek or gilmore girls: Really sucks.
[ .165. ] football or basketball: LOL FOOTBALL.
[ .166. ] summer olympics or winter olympics: Winter Olympics.
[ .167. ] skiing or snowboarding: Snowboarding, WAY COOL LOL
[ .168. ] rollarblading or skateboarding: MOAR LIKE LOLLBERBLADING, AMIRITE?
[ .169. ] black or white: White, I hate black people (lol not rly)
[ .170. ] orange or red: Both
[ .171. ] yellow or green: Yellow
[ .172. ] purple or pink: PIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK~♥
[ .173. ] slipknot or mudvayne: How about no?
[ .174. ] hot topic or pac sun: Probably not.
[ .175. ] inside or outside: Outside
[ .176. ] weed or alcohol: How about Weed AND Alchohol? Naaah, I'd saaaayyyyyy.... weed.
[ .177. ] cell phone or pager: Cell, only fags use pagers.
[ .178. ] pen or pencil: Both
[ .179. ] powerpuff girls or charlie's angels: Charlies Angles, except with House M.D characters.
[ .180. ] scooby doo or dino: I hate Hannah Barbara
[ .181. ] dragon ball z or pokemon: P-P-P-P-P-P-POKEMON!
[ .182. ] star wars or star trek: Star Trek bekuz kaptian Kirk and Spock were TTLY LUVER OMGEE KAWAII CUTE!!!1
[ .183. ] tattoos or piercings: Peircings, at least those close up if they look stupid.
[ .184. ] prep or punk: Only if they were REAL punks, who nailed 4 stars into their foreheads and ate television sets, would I prefer them.
[ .185. ] slut or whore: Duhhh, sluts. Whores take my money.
: private life :
[ .186. ] do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: Not at the moment.
[ .187. ] do you have a crush: Mmmmm. Not really.
[ .188. ] do you love anyone right now: No.
[ .189. ] have you ever been in love: I had been, at least I THOUGHT I was.
[ .190. ] how many people of you kissed: Maybe like, 4 or 5.... I dunno.
[ .191. ] who was your first kiss: My dyke friend Val, I was curious.
[ .192. ] how many hearts of have you broken: Yeah like none.
[ .193. ] how many people broke your heart: I dunno. Either 0 or 1
[ .194. ] best quote to sum up love: "Don't search for love, let love find you"-Some faggot.
[ .195. ] so what is your bf/gf/crush like: Hopefully hot.
[ .196. ] do you have a picture of him/her: No cause I haven't met him yet.
[ .198. ] do you have a picture of yourself: I don't think so, dude, it's like 1876, not too many people can afford photographs.
[ .200. ] do you go by looks or personality: Looks like WOAH. Which is why I am single.
[ .201. ] ever kiss a friend: Yes
[ .202. ] are you still friends: Yeah. Dude, nothings changed.
[ .203. ] so moving along..do you smoke: Occasionally.
[ .204. ] do you smoke weed: Well....
[ .205. ] ever trip on acid: No
[ .206. ] how about a little x: No. If I wasn't so afraid of it, I'd consiter trying it.
[ .207. ] crack, heroin, anything else: No. Dude, I don't care how good heroin feels, I just am too damn afraid of becoming addicted. I'd rather be a druggie in the 70s/60s when the shit was pure.
[ .208. ] beer good or beer bad: Beer's kinda gross.
[ .209. ] are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: Hey, whatever gets me smashed. But no, I haven't drank them. Even though I hear they taste good.
[ .210. ] do you like smirnoff ice: I dunno, I haven't drank it.
[ .211. ] prefer beer or liquor: Liquor, preferably vodka, sure it tastes strong, but it packs quite the punch.
[ .212. ] what kind of cigarettes do you smoke: I only bought one pack, I don't wanna smoke after that.
[ .213. ] are you a virgin: No.
[ .214. ] if no, when was the last time you got some: Back when pity fucks were passed around more easily.
: would you ever :
[ .215. ] bungee jump: Yes
[ .216. ] sky dive: FUCK YEAH.
[ .217. ] swim with dolphins: Yes
18. ] scuba dive: OH BABY YEAH.... no wait I'd have to wear a swimsuit, right?
[ .219. ] go rock climbing: I have gone rock climbing, that shit hurts my hands, but yeah, I'd do it again.
[ .220. ] eat shit for $1,000,000: It depends, I'd eat my own shit for a million, as long as it was just a little bit, and kept behind closed doors. Otherwise ew no.
[ .221. ] turn your back on your friends for personal gain: Never.
[ .222. ] steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: Only if he was hot.
[ .223. ] cross-dress: NO I AM NOT A TYPICAL LUSBEAN LOL.
[ .224. ] lie to the police: YES. NO SNITCHING YO. FUCK THE PIGS. God the po-po scares me.
[ .225. ] run from the police: No, not if I was in a car. Those fuckers will chase you to the ends of the Earth.
[ .226. ] lie to your parents: Of course.
[ .227. ] walk up to a stranger and kiss them: IF HE WAS HOT.
[ .228. ] be an exotic dancer: EWWWWWW Not me.
[ .229. ] walk out of a restaurant without paying: NO. SHIT THAT IS SO FUCKING RUDE. I PAY AND TIP 10 DOLLARS. YOU FUCKERS SHOULD DO THE SAME.
[ .230. ] streak: No. Ew, the world has had enough nastiness.
: your friends :
[ .231. ] best friend: Blanca
[ .232. ] known longest: Susannah
[ .233. ] wish you talked to more: Yelena and Jenny.
[ .234. ] wish you saw more: Blanca, Rios, and Susannah
[ .235. ] how many friends do you think you have: Like, barely any.
[ .236. ] who drives you insane after a while: Brodsky.
[ .237. ] who can you stay around forever and never get sick of: Ali, Blanca, Lucy, Meghan
[ .238. ] ever lose a good friend because you took it to the 'next level': Yeah kindof, except he was more like a fuckface.
[ .243. ] can always make you laugh: Blanca, Ali, and Meghan
[ .248. ] hot tempered: Lucy, kind of.
[ .249. ] most impatient: Me.
[ .250. ] shortest: Me again.
[ .251. ] tallest: Lucy+her shoes.
[ .254. ] skinniest: Lucy I think
[ .255. ] nicest: All of them.
[ .256. ] best personality: If they didn't have a nice personality I wouldn't fucking talk to them.
[ .257. ] biggest drug user: I don't know.
: have you ever :
[ .258. ] flashed someone: No
[ .259. ] told the person you liked how you felt: Yeah. I don't wanna do that again.
[ .260. ] been to michigan: Sure.
[ .261. ] gotten really REALLY wasted: Lol yeaaaahhhh.
[ .262. ] gone to jail or juvi: No. See, I never get caught♥
[ .263. ] skateboarded: No, I gotta.
[ .264. ] skinny dipped: I swam in my underwear once, gross city.
[ .265. ] stolen anything: Like, shoplifted.
[ .266. ] wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: Most of those fucking questions are so unnessa.
[ .267. ] kicked someone's ass: No. I suck.
[ .268. ] pegged someone in the head with a snowball: Hee hee, yeah.
[ .269. ] broke a beer bottle:I dunno.
[ .270. ] gotten into a bar, under-aged: I could if I wanted to, I'm just to damn lazy.
[ .271. ] kissed a friends boyfriend/girlfriend while they were still dating: I kissed someones boyfriend while they were still "dating"
[ .272. ] flipped someone off: Uhm, DUH.
[ .273. ] gone on a road trip: YEAH I DID, THIS WEEKEND, IOWA, ASSOLE.
[ .274. ] gone on vacation without adult supervision: I dunno, aside from the road trip. I don't think Belgium counts.
[ .275. ] been to a concert: EEEYAAHHHHH. I MET JIMMY!
[ .276. ] been to another country: China, Mexico, and Belgium.
[ .277. ] talked back to an adult: I am a fuckin adult. Sortof.
[ .278. ] got pulled over: No :D Not in a minivan I wont.
[ .279. ] go in a car accident: Yes :( twice. But one was just a fender bender.
[ .280. ] broke a law: LOL yeah, everytime I taste booze thats another law broken.
[ .281. ] given money to a homeless person: I should.
[ .282. ] tried to kill yourself: No, but I've thought about it. I know, I'm such a miserable peice of shit.
[ .283. ] cried to get out of trouble: Nah, that doesn't work for me.
[ .284. ] kissed a friend's brother or sister: No, none of my friends siblings are hot.
[ .285. ] kissed a brother or sister's friend: Ew.
[ .286. ] dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat
it anyway: No but my cat threw up in some chicken and my mom washed it off and fed it to my dad.
Ok I'm done
~Toodles
~*Pandora*~