Messed up conversations this week

[lemonade8]

I was giggling ALL WEEK LONG.  People are so damned funny, I love it.

One child decided to randomly inform me that her grandpa "drinks a little alcohol".   You bet I took great joy in sharing the knowledge when her teacher came back into the room.  "Hey, tell Ms. Susie about your grandpa..."  "He drinks a little alcohol!"  :D  Sometimes I love my

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[lemonade8]

I do not believe that her mother would tolerate such a thing. I believe that no one ever sleeps on their couch, or makes messes or uses improper grammar. Which makes that comment even funnier! :D

LOL, a "wall O' cutlery". I can just visualize that. I don't know how he lives, but I only got four steak knives, chef knife, bread knife, boning knife and a paring knife- just a few of the basics. I'm moving and getting rid of my ghetto discount knife set and that aggravating wooden knife block. Not sure why it irritates me so much, but it does.

I think it's hysterical that someone from a home goods store thinks I'm some sort of Sweeney Todd, though. I must look homicidal in my preschool tee shirt.

[ladychi]

I must look homicidal in my preschool tee shirt.

Given how you look sometimes at the end of the day -- with red paint on your shirt and that "if one more kid whines my name one more time..." look in your eye...

I'd believe it. :D

[lemonade8]

True dat! Ms. Tami needs to drink a little alcohol... And just call me Ms. Gorgeous.

[lady_of_clunn]

I once was dressed down by an automatic check out machine at Tesco. I was buying lunch plus a pair of household scissors.

Turns out, (household) scissors are on the list of items only to be sold to people over 18. So I had to take my NC-17 purchase to a cashier manned by a real human and show my face...

[lemonade8]

I always knew you were a little shady... buying dangerous scissors and everything...

Bet you ran with them too, you saucy minx! ;D

[lady_of_clunn]

I guess scissors could be used as a weapon. But so could be stiletto high heels. *rolls eyes* Might be because the weapons of choice in the UK are knives, guns are very hard to come by.

Ha! In Germany you would be hard-pressed to find an open shop on a Sunday that´s not in a train station or an airport - but those would indeed sell tights on any weekday ;)