How can anyone not love the lyrics to "Graceland"?

[lemonjelly_]

How can anyone not love the lyrics to "Graceland"?

So I'm updating my livejournal for the first time in ages, but I'm not really gonna do the thing where I tell you what I've been up to because:

1) I don't think anyone really cares THAT much. (Not in a self-deprecating, NOBODY LOVES ME! way. More of a, well, you've lasted this long... way)
2) It

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[lets_not_never]

Since we last spoke (yesterday) i have lost exactly 0.4 kilograms. According to my Excel spreadsheet. Which i love more than i love you.

[lemonjelly_]

I thought you were supposed to be gaining weight so you could bulk up and conquer Jeff?

You suck.

You're no man.

You're some kind of anti-man.

[lets_not_never]

Yes, well, i didn't have any lunch on Friday and the gym is currently closed. You'll be pleased to know that i have gained 0.2 kilograms since posting that and, it being Easter Sunday, i am hoping to have put on a substantial amount of podge by tomorrow.

[anonymous]

Since October I shat in Jade The Loser's bed.

You never answer my cawls.

Book your tickets and get a student loan and don't make me waste my next day off, Shitter.

I Luv Jade OH

mmmreference.