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[lemonpie]

The only thing funnier than Elise having to drive my mother and I to the cemetary to do our traditional Halloween graveyard voodoo work after our car blew up is when my mom tells me not to tell my friends about it and I post it all over the internet.

Happy Halloween.

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[akuro742]

one time, my mom was driving her boss's daughter to school, and the car started smoking, and the daughter and my sister were like, "mom, is the car on fire?" and my mom was like, "no, it'll go away in a while," and thats when the flames came and the fire department was called.
fortunately, moms boss didn't even seem to care. mom thinks the boss planted explosives in the car in an attempt to subtly bump off her daughter.

[lemonpie]

is that when you burned up your schoolbag and elise's mexican fiesta?