When did LJ turn into a death trap ( Read more... )

"comment with your name and i will tell you exactly what i think about you. no lies, just honesty."

But you probably don't really want to know.

There is a roach crawling behind my bed and I am currently sitting hunched over on the opposite side of it with a broomstick and a can of Pledge. I used Pledge because I ran out of Lyscol and I don't know what else I can spray that will be Toxic. Miss Spears no longer comes in a can. Har har ( Read more... )

Thomas won a body building trophy and I was not able to witness this. However, I hear it is hilariously large and I plan to walk around the block with it on my shoulder ( Read more... )

The one night I'm sober is of course going to be when I have a huge migraine and almost die from shaking like a holy hooligan. I am house sitting for the parentals and getting paid big time to sit around and eat and hang out with my own dog. I am going to call the mother figure up and ask her why she didn't stock me up on more booze. Let's all ( Read more... )

I'd like to see Anchorman. Preferably tomorrow. Preferably with you folk. Especially you.

This is all just lofty dreaming.

Going back to the standard girl way of thinking, the way I thought when I was merely ten and lonely, I have decided that the only time I ever feel slightly comfortable with myself is when I stop eating completely. My plans are not to become anorexic, but as the stereotype goes in its glamorous fashion, it is all that I can control right now. I ( Read more... )

HI GUYS
PLEASE CHECK OUT MY KEWL STACHE CREAM
IT IS KICKIN

BYE!!!!!!

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