I can't believe it's not butter... and people still send me this shit

[lemonyo]

I just recieved the most hilarious chain letter that's ever slipped by G-mail's spam-blocking, indomitable force. But anyway, I'm still a little frightened of it's certainty, so just in case...

A 17 year old girl got online to find her mother online! So she decided to start a quick convo with her mom... which would forever scar her

Comments

[_cplbob]

"torn limb from limb"...with an icepick? I mean, don't get me wrong, icepicks are great pointy-stabby weapons, but severing entire limbs and cuting through bone? Give me a break. Even the most dedicated psychopath would have difficulties.

[sourdoejak]

That's why it took 45 minutes.

[lemonyo]

unless you're kratos

[sourdoejak]

Or Scorpion.

[chrys_siamas]

thanks alot. im home alone and my neighbor is a maniac!!

[lemonyo]

glad i could help

random statistic: 40% of people who are suspicious of neighbors, usually get killed by them

[chrys_siamas]

well he was wandering around our house once at 3 in the morning so that does make sense...

[lemonyo]

he was probably trying to stake out the place for a proper entry