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Our local Wal-Mart just joined the ranks of Target and JC Penny as a location for the 30-somethings to gather and show off their riced vehicles. I was at the "Grand Opening" of the Super Wal-Mart today. And by super, I mean adding an unnecessary restauraunt, where the same is already located across the street, and making the aisles five inches ( Read more... )

In one of the bathrooms on campus, someone wrote: "The Americans are the Nazis of the 20th Century." Below it, another person followed up: "The Nazis are the Nazis of the 20th Century, you fuckwit."

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One time after a particularly disasterous car accident on a mountain pass, I found myself hanging precarioiusly over the edge of a cliff holding a baby in one hand and a candy bar in the other hand, trying to save them both from a certain fall to their demise. It was like the beginning to the movie Cliffhanger, except without the high Hollywood ( Read more... )

So who else besides me is excited to see Snakes on a Plane? I'm convinced that it will make Titanic, Return of the King, Ben Hur, and Gone with the Wind look like amateur-films when compared to it. The title is so bad ass, that even Samuel L Jackson signed on without reading the script.


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A few days ago, I had an old lady attempt a refund from me, just because she was handicapped. That was her one and only excuse. It took every urge in my body to hold back from saying, “You’re in luck. It’s Wheelchair Wednesday!”

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Every once in awhile, I'll come across a gem like this on PA.


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