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[lemonyouth]

*Ah-HHHHEM!*Hoh! Oh-hoh! At last, I've returned

Comments

[mediumfey]

WOW! WHAT A FEAST!

[lemonyouth]

It certainly was, dear girl!

[objectionplease]

WELCOME BACK, sir! I got MY carte postal. What a beautiful place! Maybe Dessie and I should go there sometime (there aren't too many poisonous and dangerous wild animals there, I hope...)

Hmmmm, it's hard to tell from that photo what that meat is. Was it dark or white meat?

[objectionplease]

A-actually, I read somewhere that in a country in Asia -- I forget which one -- human meat is sold to some eateries through the black market and labeled as pork.......

[lemonyouth]

WHAT?! Where did you get this information? Pull it up at once!

...You may focus on this task for the rest of the day until you find it!

[fragrant_coffee]

...Did you eat a bear's testicle?

[lemonyouth]

Did I... err, did I, Armando?

[fragrant_coffee]

I don't know, Marvin.

[fragrant_coffee]

That's why I asked.

[miles_distant]

...that is certainly a strangely shaped meat. Was it more like poultry or fish?

[lemonyouth]

Definitely closer to fowl, but I would not discount the possibility of it being a part of a four legged beast.

[miles_distant]

Awfully little to go on. Are you sure it wasn't some sort of organ meat?

[lemonyouth]

Organ meat? Organ meat of what?

[autodidakt]

Marvin that looks horrid, I must say.

[lemonyouth]

Many things taste far better than they look, Gavin!

This is a shining example--why, from the photo one can barely distinguish the scrumptious oils that lie beneath the crispy skin!

[autodidakt]

There is even more oil inside?

[lemonyouth]

The oil is what gives it its striking flavor!