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lemur68

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Apr 21, 2008 19:41

For some reason, I have been craving capers all day.

But I haven't been craving them on ice cream, so I don't think I'm pregnant. I hope. Can guys get pregnant from toilet seats?

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girlvixxxen April 21 2008, 23:59:52 UTC

Can guys get pregnant from toilet seats?

Yes. That's also how you get herpes.

lemur68 April 22 2008, 00:04:49 UTC

But I don't want herpes, I want capers.

girlvixxxen April 22 2008, 00:08:48 UTC

But if you could harvest capers from toilet seats, would you want to eat them?

lemur68 April 22 2008, 00:10:05 UTC

Well jeez, when you put it like that....

slinksgirl April 22 2008, 00:32:10 UTC

Pregnant from a toilet seat? No. Hot tub? Yes. Have you been hanging out at Sun Bubble rent-by-the-hour hot tubs again?

just don't make the mistake I made... lara7 April 22 2008, 06:23:58 UTC

those things near your dryer? rat turds. NOT capers.

aa_ron April 22 2008, 12:52:16 UTC

If said toilet seat is shaped like a big, throbbing hunk of man-meat, then why not?

lemur68 April 23 2008, 02:20:40 UTC

Now why would I be sitting on something like that.

I prefer getting pics of hot pussies on my phone.

masterbetty April 22 2008, 20:56:41 UTC

I hear you can get pregnant from your LJ friends. Fear my powerful vagina rays!

lemur68 April 23 2008, 02:20:56 UTC

It's contagious?