what my resume would look like if i put down everything

[lemur_erectus]

In light of my recent job acquisition, I have been thinking of all the jobs I have held by the ripe old age of 23. I think you could say I have had more than the average recent graduate. To refresh my memory and to impress all (2) readers, I am going to make a list, starting at the beginning

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[bonscott]

okay. i finally read this. there were some jobs on there that i didn't know about.

there is a black cat in my backyard. i think it is stalking a squirrel. it's hiding behind a tree. i see it though, since it's black. i wonder if there is a squirrel. i'll tell you later.