ALl credit to dooferlad for knowing someone called Stacey Moo. I am most impressed. Such mastery, such finesse ( Read more... )

I have been somewhat flagrant in my failing to updatedness. I have also been going through one of my periodic phases of being entirley terrible at keeping up with people. for this I apologise ( Read more... )

and other musical solisisms ( Read more... )

Whilst on the bus 'twix Traflagar Square and Piccadily Circus last Sunday there was a tedious traffic jam. There were also some peculiar creatures known as Scallies on the back of the bus ( Read more... )

Winter is upon us and it is hitting our tiny and isolated village like a hammer on a wet sponge. Supplys are running low and there is a fear amongst some that the ten day break betwix Christmas and new year will be the ending of many a homestead ( Read more... )

I ate the last of my gerundives over the weekend so had to wander out and get some more. During the lonely treck over the moors, accompanied only by Allisandrow who was burbling a long and tedious monologue on the effects of errosion on the cornish coastline i caught a cold ( Read more... )

On my jogging sujourns, every time I cross the small wooden bridge that crosses the stream and venture out onto the river bank a bird of some call sounds a violent alarm call ( Read more... )

I have often pondered on the pressure of the lower colon on historical events. They do say Napoleon had a dodgy tummy at Borodino and that's one of the reasons that battle was such a massacare for both sides (not until Flanders were as many people killed in one battle ( Read more... )

.. happens only this time of year. I discovered it after a recommendation from my father. It is their mince pies. Everything else from Starbucks is second rate and over priced but these, these are something else. Small foil rapped bundles of joy they are, nicely warmed to heat your very soul on thes cold vapid winter evenings. I munched merrily on ( Read more... )

Many of my pants no longer fit. This is most puzzling. I have not increased in size, at least not that I can determin. After much puzzling, scientific experiments and hanging upside down like a bat I made the following AMAZING DISCOVERIES. The shrinkage began with the purchase of a new washing machie. Aha I hear you cry, but that is not all, all ( Read more... )