robots fucking in the middle of the jay z video

"i don't know how i feel about mtv's the real world," he said. "i mean, is it really real? how real is it, really? is it a depiction of reality, or is it a reflection of what we perceive to be reality? they advertise this as 'reality programming,' but isn't anything programmed inherently fabricated? how real is real, you know?"
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P.S.

I BOUGHT AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE VOLUME ONE.
YEAH I DID.

BUT NOW I CAN'T BUY VOLUMES TWO AND THREE TIL OCTOBER CUZ OF NEW YORK.

( my hot fams )

the sun rises in an hour and twenty minutes.

will i make it?

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(  no. i don't play bass. )

you wish you could come home for dinner. suckas.

my superiors have finally gotten on the same page as me.
for example, instead of coming to my post and asking "are you doing ok?" or "is there anything you need?"
they just ask "is everything hot over here?" or "is anything not hot over here?"

thats hot!