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[lenchik]

Ilyana sent this to me just now and it's fucking hilarious.

Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy

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[leopardesse]

Hello, my name is Leigh. I also love Bettas, Coldplay, and Queer as Folk. I cannot BELIEVE I missed the finale last night! I have been really sick. I saw a Betta in our local (good) fish store and have kicked myself ever since for not getting him. I'm SURE he's gone by now. He was just like (I think it's Pedro?), red with part of his fins sort of invisible. Well, I didn't have the money. And my overdraft now costs $30. But still... he was sooooo pretty.

I am a bit intense, so I will understand if you don't wanna be friends. But I thought I would ask anyway, cuz you're pretty and interesting.

Either way, I hope you have a great day!

[lenchik]

P.S. I deleted the other comment because it wasn't under a friends only post, and I don't want everyone to read about my personal stuff.

Recently I haven't been writing much about personal issues on my livejournal. I don't know whether or not I outgrew it, or because I can't share some of the things with the people on my list.

[leopardesse]

sorry about that! I didn't find your "friends only" banner until I had already written in other places, lol

[lenchik]

I don't mind that you wrote to me, I just don't want other people who might visit my journal to read about my body and stuff like that :)