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[leniadi]

I'm getting my wisdom teeth removed on monday. Please tell me it doesn't hurt and I'll be ok.

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[lady_fortune]

there's a small chance they'll sever an essential nerve and you'll end up looking like john chretien, but it doesn't hurt too badly and you'll be fine

[doom_maggot]

SHE'S LYING IT ALWAYS HURTS AND YOU'LL WALK AROUND ALL DRUGGED UP AND PEOPLE WILL LAUGH AND SAY "SUCKER GOT HER WISDOM TEETH REMOVED." I GOT 4 OF MINE REMOVED, AND TRUST ME, I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN. AFTERWORDS IT'S BORING AS WELL BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS GETTING DRUGS AND THERE'S NEVER ENOUGH SO YOU'LL BE TOO WEAK TO MOVE BUT FULLY AWARE OF THE TIME PASSING SLOWLY. ASIDE FROM THAT IT'S COOL.

[the_junk_]

He's right. Except for most of what he said.

I'll come by with "raspberry choco-chunk" frozen yogurt. I survived off that stuff for roughly a week when was recovering. The last thing you want to be doing is chewing. I had enough empty tubs to build a small, unstable, and very sticky fort. You'll be fine. Trust me, this is coming from a fellow wuss here.

[leniadi]

Yeah if you can live through it, I think I can find a way to survive it as well. Did they put you under? Or were you awake for it? Did you go to the hospital to do it or was it at their office? I'm under the impression that I'm gonna be awake and at their office for this whole ordeal and I dont like it.

[lowfat_muffin]

ice cream and movies are essential.
i lost ten pounds when i got mine out, if thats any conselation for the pain and puffy cheeks?
good luck!