A New Me for a New Year

[lenken]

Oh yeah, I’m pretty sure the horseshoe mustache, a.k.a. trucker mustache, is going to make a comeback. . . .

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[pallasathene8]

I think if you were flexing your muscles and wearing a tight little striped outfit you'd look like a circus strongman.

[lenken]

I was tempted to take this picture while topless. Alas, I've already shaved the mustache off. Curse missed opportunities! (@_o)

My cousin Steve used to have a trucker mustache, and I was curious what I'd look like with one, so I shaved my goatee down to that before shaving it all off. I don't think it's me. Hell, I don't think I look like my self when I have any facial hair; I've spent most of my adult life-and certainly most of my life before that-clean-shaven, so I don't even recognize myself when I even only have a goatee.

I wonder how many people on Facebook are going to think I've gone off the deep end and actually grown a big-ass trucker 'stache.... :P

[pallasathene8]

I'm going to guess 5.

[meladiction]

I was going to suggest aviator shades, sideburns, and a slight mullet.
That would be quite fetching.

Too late now.