Where haven't I stolen this from :P
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I punched
granger_weasley in the arm (-10 points). In July I gave
fish_wish a kidney (1000 points). In June I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Monday I put money in
ana_br's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Thursday I donated bone marrow to
dalhessian in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1630 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
lennaofmidearth
Nice? Just Nice? I'm an angel dammit! The hell with a pony! I want my wings! The punching thing was an accident, I swear!