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Since I'm bored at work...
01. DO YOU HAVE ON A LOT OF MAKE-UP? Let's just say I'd come in last in a clown contest and move on.
02. HOW MUCH DO YOU PUT ON? How about I don't. Unless mosturizer and lip balm are considered make-up. Which I doubt they are.
03. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY? Well now that depends. Am I getting ready for a killer penguin invasion or a trip to mars? You really should be more specific with these questions.
04. DO YOU PUT ON A LOT OF LIPGLOSS? I just told you I wear lip balm. You're obviously not paying attention to my answers.
05. DOES YOUR LIPGLOSS SMELL GOOD? This lipgloss obsession of yours is getting kinda scary. You might want to seek help for that...
06. DO YOU CARRY A PURSE? Actually, I prefer to drag it on the ground behind me.
07. WHAT COLOR IS IT? Why? Does it give some deep insight into my soul or something? It's beige. Let me guess, I have an earthy soul or some such crap like that. Moving on.
09. DO YOU HAVE COACH BAG? People don't travel by coaches anymore. You might want to update that question. Just saying.
10. DO YOU HAVE A LOUIS VUTTION? Is that like a fancy butler? Cause no, as much as I'd like a butler, I don't have one.
11. HOW MANY PURSES DO YOU HAVE? If I have more than one does that mean I have more than one soul?
12. DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR NAILPOLISH? Oh, you mean you wear that stuff? I thought it was for carpentry. You know, ad some color when you're done hammering.
13. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET YOUR NAILS DONE? Done with what? They don't really do anything. Your questions confuse me...
14. DO YOU LIKE MANICURES? Are they related to manticores?
15. WHAT ABOUT PEDICURES? Um...would those be wingless manicures?
16. DO YOU HAVE A USUAL NAIL SALON YOU GO TO? If I need nails I go to the hardware store.
17. WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT? The ends. Doesn't everyone?
18. DO YOU DYE YOUR HAIR? No, I pay to have someone else do it cause I'm lazy.
19. DO YOU STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR? My hair somehow survived the eighties. Curling irons, crimpers, a case of Aqua Net a day. Anyone that sprayed their hair while wrapped in a curling iron and saw the smoke as a good thing should not be allowed to do anything to their hair now. So I don't.
20.DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF PAIRS OF SHOES? Yes, but only because I think they breed while in my closet. I sure as hell didn't buy that many.
21.WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHOES? The ones that are comfortable and look good. I think I might even own some like that.
23. DO YOU WEAR HEELS EVERYWHERE? Let's rephrase that, shall we? 'Do you wear heels ever'? And my answer would be, 'What do you think?'.
24. CAN YOU WALK IN HEELS AND NOT FALL OVER? I can fall over without heels. Does that make me special?
25. WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR CLOTHES? Let me think... In stores. Where the hell do you buy yours?
26. DO YOU GO SHOPPING EVERY WEEK? No, so don't ask me to do your shopping for you. Do your own.
27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE STORE? The one where everything is free and they automatically deliver stuff strait to your door. And it's always exactly what you want. Shut up, it exists in my mind. Leave me alone.
28. HOW MUCH DO YOU USUALLY SPEND? Now is that really any of your business? I didn't think so. Next question.
29. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN DIOR? Would that be more like being in love, or being in pain? Because I'm not familiar with that state of being.
30. DO YOU FOLLOW FASHION TRENDS? Should I? Will they lead me someplace good? I won't get lost will I?
31. DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF HUGE SUNGLASSES? I prefer not to look like a freaky ass insect, thank you very much.
35. HOW MANY PAIRS OF EARRINGS DO YOU HAVE? Considering I haven't worn any in ages, I'd say too many. I wonder if my holes have closed up...
36. DO YOU WEAR HOOP EARRINGS? No. And I don't wear hoop skirts either in case you were wondering. Which I'm sure you were.
37. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF SKIRTS? This one's my fault isn't it? I never should have mentioned the damn hoop skirts.
39. DO YOU GET YOUR EYE BROWS DONE? I get them started but they hardly ever get done.
40. CAN YOU APPLY MASCARA WITHOUT OPENING YOUR MOUTH? Yes. It's a remarkable skill that goes to waste considering I don't wear the stuff anymore.
41. DO YOU WEAR A LOT OF EYELINER? I've been on an oceanliner...
42 and 43 aren't here for some reason... (probably afraid of what my answers might be)
44. DO YOU DO PILATES OR YOGA? Er...I'd consider doing a pilot. But only if he's handsome, rich, intelligent, sensitive, and funny.
45. DO YOU HAVE ALOT OF MAGAZINES? What if I said yes? But they were a bunch of car and sports and beer magazines? I really don't see how that question fits into the 'girly' equation here. Therefore I refuse to answer.
What? Did you really think I'd answer seriously? *snort*
01. DO YOU HAVE ON A LOT OF MAKE-UP? Let's just say I'd come in last in a clown contest and move on.
02. HOW MUCH DO YOU PUT ON? How about I don't. Unless mosturizer and lip balm are considered make-up. Which I doubt they are.
03. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY? Well now that depends. Am I getting ready for a killer penguin invasion or a trip to mars? You really should be more specific with these questions.
04. DO YOU PUT ON A LOT OF LIPGLOSS? I just told you I wear lip balm. You're obviously not paying attention to my answers.
05. DOES YOUR LIPGLOSS SMELL GOOD? This lipgloss obsession of yours is getting kinda scary. You might want to seek help for that...
06. DO YOU CARRY A PURSE? Actually, I prefer to drag it on the ground behind me.
07. WHAT COLOR IS IT? Why? Does it give some deep insight into my soul or something? It's beige. Let me guess, I have an earthy soul or some such crap like that. Moving on.
09. DO YOU HAVE COACH BAG? People don't travel by coaches anymore. You might want to update that question. Just saying.
10. DO YOU HAVE A LOUIS VUTTION? Is that like a fancy butler? Cause no, as much as I'd like a butler, I don't have one.
11. HOW MANY PURSES DO YOU HAVE? If I have more than one does that mean I have more than one soul?
12. DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR NAILPOLISH? Oh, you mean you wear that stuff? I thought it was for carpentry. You know, ad some color when you're done hammering.
13. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET YOUR NAILS DONE? Done with what? They don't really do anything. Your questions confuse me...
14. DO YOU LIKE MANICURES? Are they related to manticores?
15. WHAT ABOUT PEDICURES? Um...would those be wingless manicures?
16. DO YOU HAVE A USUAL NAIL SALON YOU GO TO? If I need nails I go to the hardware store.
17. WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT? The ends. Doesn't everyone?
18. DO YOU DYE YOUR HAIR? No, I pay to have someone else do it cause I'm lazy.
19. DO YOU STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR? My hair somehow survived the eighties. Curling irons, crimpers, a case of Aqua Net a day. Anyone that sprayed their hair while wrapped in a curling iron and saw the smoke as a good thing should not be allowed to do anything to their hair now. So I don't.
20.DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF PAIRS OF SHOES? Yes, but only because I think they breed while in my closet. I sure as hell didn't buy that many.
21.WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHOES? The ones that are comfortable and look good. I think I might even own some like that.
23. DO YOU WEAR HEELS EVERYWHERE? Let's rephrase that, shall we? 'Do you wear heels ever'? And my answer would be, 'What do you think?'.
24. CAN YOU WALK IN HEELS AND NOT FALL OVER? I can fall over without heels. Does that make me special?
25. WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR CLOTHES? Let me think... In stores. Where the hell do you buy yours?
26. DO YOU GO SHOPPING EVERY WEEK? No, so don't ask me to do your shopping for you. Do your own.
27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE STORE? The one where everything is free and they automatically deliver stuff strait to your door. And it's always exactly what you want. Shut up, it exists in my mind. Leave me alone.
28. HOW MUCH DO YOU USUALLY SPEND? Now is that really any of your business? I didn't think so. Next question.
29. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN DIOR? Would that be more like being in love, or being in pain? Because I'm not familiar with that state of being.
30. DO YOU FOLLOW FASHION TRENDS? Should I? Will they lead me someplace good? I won't get lost will I?
31. DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF HUGE SUNGLASSES? I prefer not to look like a freaky ass insect, thank you very much.
35. HOW MANY PAIRS OF EARRINGS DO YOU HAVE? Considering I haven't worn any in ages, I'd say too many. I wonder if my holes have closed up...
36. DO YOU WEAR HOOP EARRINGS? No. And I don't wear hoop skirts either in case you were wondering. Which I'm sure you were.
37. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF SKIRTS? This one's my fault isn't it? I never should have mentioned the damn hoop skirts.
39. DO YOU GET YOUR EYE BROWS DONE? I get them started but they hardly ever get done.
40. CAN YOU APPLY MASCARA WITHOUT OPENING YOUR MOUTH? Yes. It's a remarkable skill that goes to waste considering I don't wear the stuff anymore.
41. DO YOU WEAR A LOT OF EYELINER? I've been on an oceanliner...
42 and 43 aren't here for some reason... (probably afraid of what my answers might be)
44. DO YOU DO PILATES OR YOGA? Er...I'd consider doing a pilot. But only if he's handsome, rich, intelligent, sensitive, and funny.
45. DO YOU HAVE ALOT OF MAGAZINES? What if I said yes? But they were a bunch of car and sports and beer magazines? I really don't see how that question fits into the 'girly' equation here. Therefore I refuse to answer.
What? Did you really think I'd answer seriously? *snort*