1. You played a jailed monkey in high school. And you were a dirty foreigner who had TB. 2. I remember watching Life is Beautiful with you and crying. And...La Bouche!! 3. Green. 4. Sam&Sam Invitational. 5. I met you in middle school, I think, and I was confused because you were really quiet and I didn't know what to say. 6. Again, monkey. 7. Who is your ideal woman? Seriously, I've always wanted to know.
It depends on if you want a flaky Hollywood answer in which case I would say either Angelina Jolie or Jodie Foster. But in a more serious vein, I have a few requirements:
1. My height or shorter, but not necessarily weigh less. 2. Indian, Asian tend to do well, but am not limiting myself. 3. Have to accept all my hindu-ness even though I don't understand half of the hindu religion. 4. Have to accept that the children will speak Bengali. 5. Has to accept that I will never be happy in a suburban home mowing the lawns. I want to live in a city and probably in multiple cities. 6. Has to be more aggressive than I am because I am shy and meek. 7. There's got to be a "je ne sais quoi." Average just doesn't cut it. I am so picky it's unbelievable. I've only had serious mind-altering, self-consuming crushes on like three girls in all my life.
1. You like apples and pretzels. A lot. 2. That Kevin Lyttle song we jammed to before we went to Baja a few summers ago. I always think of you when I hear that. 3. Hm. Champagne jello. 4. Katie Drumm's a fucking psycho! 5. When I joined the XC team in 9th grade, you were intimidating because you hung out with the older girls. Not so much, anymore, hahah! 6. A gazelle. 7. How do you run like you do? It blows my mind.
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2. I remember watching Life is Beautiful with you and crying. And...La Bouche!!
3. Green.
4. Sam&Sam Invitational.
5. I met you in middle school, I think, and I was confused because you were really quiet and I didn't know what to say.
6. Again, monkey.
7. Who is your ideal woman? Seriously, I've always wanted to know.
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1. My height or shorter, but not necessarily weigh less.
2. Indian, Asian tend to do well, but am not limiting myself.
3. Have to accept all my hindu-ness even though I don't understand half of the hindu religion.
4. Have to accept that the children will speak Bengali.
5. Has to accept that I will never be happy in a suburban home mowing the lawns. I want to live in a city and probably in multiple cities.
6. Has to be more aggressive than I am because I am shy and meek.
7. There's got to be a "je ne sais quoi." Average just doesn't cut it. I am so picky it's unbelievable. I've only had serious mind-altering, self-consuming crushes on like three girls in all my life.
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2. That Kevin Lyttle song we jammed to before we went to Baja a few summers ago. I always think of you when I hear that.
3. Hm. Champagne jello.
4. Katie Drumm's a fucking psycho!
5. When I joined the XC team in 9th grade, you were intimidating because you hung out with the older girls. Not so much, anymore, hahah!
6. A gazelle.
7. How do you run like you do? It blows my mind.
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