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I had a moment today where I felt exceptionally cool. That moment, however, has passed. Buffalo Grove High School is almost a memory and despite the excitement I'm glad another was added to the pot today. Our prom dramatization was impressive. It just went to show you how little goes on in the suburbs. There were a good 15 law enforcement ( Read more... )

Because I get a serious case of the happy throat when I think about both dismemberment and the mafia I decided that I am going to a mob piece. It's exciting, I know. I'm only discouraged because I'll have to cram it into a small amout of space. Or I could take the logical approach and just write about a single moment. Which is probably what I' ( Read more... )

I am positive that I have never been so shaken by a single night of dreams as I am right now. I woke up cold and freaked out and that miserable feeling just won't leave me. I feel like a giant lump of ass ( Read more... )

There is a mighty mouse movie in the making and then it's going to be a show on Nick. That pisses me off in a weird way.

I missed out on the closing ceremonies of the Olympics for serving coffee at $7 an hour. California seems like a dream and I want to write but can't bring myself to form anything. John and Yoko make me smile. I suppose it's because of the love that everyone spit on. It was theirs, wasn't it? Or maybe it's just an idea I like to entertain. ( Read more... )

my father is in the living room playing tetris with one hand and swearing really loudly everytime his block doesn't go where he wants it to go. i really wish i could call steve and giggle to him about this, because jesus christ, it's fucking classic.

flipping classic.

Someone should shave their head, eyebrows, body hair and then pull out all of their eyelashes soon. Because if someone else doesn't, I think I might just have to do it and then cover myself in flour ( Read more... )

I could, potentially, shower before work so I wasn't all photo chemically selling. But, why the fuck would I do that ( Read more... )