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Here's my very generic
Instant Slash Story!
The darkness was all around as Harry walked through Hogsmeade down towards his chamber, random thoughts of heavy petting crossing his mind.
He had been shocked earlier when Gwenadora had told him she often dreamed about Fudge involved in spooning with a hippogriff , but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Snape .
One day he would discuss his feelings with Dumbledore, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Snape masturbating himself with a wand.
The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the blender he was carrying with him. Would Snape's nose feel like that to his elbow?
What would Snape think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans off Snape's beautiful belly?
Harry rubbed the blender against his nose whispering Snape's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his chamber but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Snape's name into the night.
Meanwhile, Snape had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. Hogsmeade was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans he was carrying and leisurely scratched his nose.
He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Harry calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans and ran towards the sound of his Lover's voice.
Snape stumbled through the darkness towards Harry. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his Lover being attacked by a hippogriff. Was he about to be raped by Voldemort dressed as Fudge? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his elbow.
Harry, Harry, my Lover, screamed Snape. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! Harry leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the blender and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare belly pointing in the air.
Snape! Harry gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Dumbledore said you were in your chamber engaged in some heavy petting with Gwenadora.
No, I was alone in my chamber with nothing but my wand for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your belly was, and how I would like to stroke my nose against it, and have you kiss my elbow, and now I see your belly for myself I realise that not even Fudge has a belly to compare with yours.
Oh, Lover, Dumbledore said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Gwenadora.
What! That old hippogriff, I'd rather get involved in spooning with Voldemort, a blender and Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans than dream of heavy petting with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my elbow curl.
Oh, Harry!
Oh, Snape, my Lover!
Cue soft music, sounds of heavy petting and spooning, soft focus and fade.........
story just to show you how it works. I saw a great one that was Obama/Biden. Please, if you love slash, post your wackiest pairing!
^^ Go there.
Here's my very generic
Instant Slash Story!
The darkness was all around as Harry walked through Hogsmeade down towards his chamber, random thoughts of heavy petting crossing his mind.
He had been shocked earlier when Gwenadora had told him she often dreamed about Fudge involved in spooning with a hippogriff , but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Snape .
One day he would discuss his feelings with Dumbledore, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Snape masturbating himself with a wand.
The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the blender he was carrying with him. Would Snape's nose feel like that to his elbow?
What would Snape think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans off Snape's beautiful belly?
Harry rubbed the blender against his nose whispering Snape's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his chamber but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Snape's name into the night.
Meanwhile, Snape had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. Hogsmeade was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans he was carrying and leisurely scratched his nose.
He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Harry calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans and ran towards the sound of his Lover's voice.
Snape stumbled through the darkness towards Harry. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his Lover being attacked by a hippogriff. Was he about to be raped by Voldemort dressed as Fudge? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his elbow.
Harry, Harry, my Lover, screamed Snape. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! Harry leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the blender and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare belly pointing in the air.
Snape! Harry gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Dumbledore said you were in your chamber engaged in some heavy petting with Gwenadora.
No, I was alone in my chamber with nothing but my wand for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your belly was, and how I would like to stroke my nose against it, and have you kiss my elbow, and now I see your belly for myself I realise that not even Fudge has a belly to compare with yours.
Oh, Lover, Dumbledore said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Gwenadora.
What! That old hippogriff, I'd rather get involved in spooning with Voldemort, a blender and Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans than dream of heavy petting with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my elbow curl.
Oh, Harry!
Oh, Snape, my Lover!
Cue soft music, sounds of heavy petting and spooning, soft focus and fade.........
story just to show you how it works. I saw a great one that was Obama/Biden. Please, if you love slash, post your wackiest pairing!