So I wake up this morning to the doorbell ringing. I go to answer it and there's a card in the door that drops. It's the Code Enforcement Officer for the Neighborhood Preservation Division wanting a call back, which I "happily" do (seriously, I want this place to be up to code but I still want some natural shade for the house, is that so bad ( Read more... )

I just find out today from a friend of mine (Friend A) that another friend of mine (Friend B) is snubbing the shit out of me, even though I've been nothing but nice and agreeable to Friend B. Addendum: If you think this is about you, YOU ARE WRONG. And if you really feel that goddamn paranoid, I pity you.And this isn't the first time that such a ( Read more... )

Seriously, think about it.

He'd be great all over the house. In the kitchen he could make salads without so much as batting an eye. And fuck the garbage disposal, you have the T-1000.

He could flow into the toilet or sink and destroy that nasty clog.

The only problem you might have is if you know John Connor in any way. Then you're pretty fucked

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I honestly have no interest in my birthday anymore.

Nobody except my mother ever remembers it, and even then it's more of an impending doom day than a happy day.

It's really bad when you buy yourself a present and it's the only one you got.

Well, let's see what tomorrow brings.

"Unmedicated".

It reeks of bullshit. It reeks of releasing control to a pill. "If I don't have my medicine I'll just cry all day!" Then cry. Cry and cry and cry. And then do something no pill can make you do. GET OVER IT.There is a reason that 22 months ago, I wrote about a fake pill called Quitbeingsofuckingemonax. Because I want everyone to quit ( Read more... )

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lolsketchz0rz

DO IT. DO IT NAO.

FUCK.

Interpret as you will.

I know he'll never see this because he apparently took me off his friends list or something, but happy birthday mr_lean

It'd be nice if you'd message me once in a while or re-add me.

Pitchmen marathon all day.

It's what Billy would have wanted :(