Rosebud is the sled ( Read more... )

I don't particularly like Hillary but not because she's a woman or because of her husband. I don't like her personality (bitch) or the way she carpetbagged to NY to set up a presidential run. Frankly, I'm not real impressed that she didn't divorce Bill's ass over the whole Monica thing. I'm willing to bet that north of 85% of women in America would ( Read more... )

This one comes courtesy of Fark.com

"Mostly it's music that sounds like someone trying to shove a pound of cold butter up a hyena's ass with a hot poker."

Courtesy of Slashdot- Linky Linky

"Thanking Ronald Reagan for his leadership is like thanking Mr. Magoo for his driving"

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Comes to us courtesy of the Seattle Times and the Associated Press.

Defense secretary says weapons shipments flowing from Iran to Taliban

Wow. Really? Who would have EVER guessed that ( Read more... )

The speed of light in vacuum is approximately 1.803×10^12 furlongs per fortnight, or rather 1.8 terafurlongs per fortnight.

... or Stevie Nicks still smokin' hot?

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My birthday is on Thursday May 24th. I'll be an old man of 35! I've decided that I'm going to celebrate by going to Marinepolis Sushiland in Redmond next door to Bella Botega(sp?) movie theatre. I'm feeling a tad poor so I can't treat everybody but everyone that wants to show up is welcome ( Read more... )