Mission Report #26
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LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Squall Leonhart.
-- Birth date: August 23.
-- Birthplace: Winhill, I guess.
-- Current Location: The City.
-- Eye Color: Blue.
-- Hair Color: Brown.
-- Height: 5'8"
-- Righty or Lefty: Right.
-- Zodiac Sign: Leo/Virgo cusp.
LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: Hell if I know. Laguna called Deling City home and Raine lived in Winhill, so probably Galbadian, sort of. I grew up at Garden.
-- The shoes you wore today: Standard-issue combat boots. They're the only shoes I own.
-- Your fears: Do we have to talk about this?
-- Your perfect pizza: As long as it's dead before they serve it to me. I'm not picky.
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Recruit more manpower for my division of the Police Force. Find my crystal. Defeat the sorceress again. Defeat Chaos. Make sure Garden and SeeD are ready for when the sorceress appears in the future.
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: What's AIM?
-- Your thoughts first waking up: Whether today will be the day something ends.
-- Your best physical feature: I don’t know.
-- Your bedtime: Whenever I go to sleep.
-- Your most missed memory: There are a lot of memories I wish I could get back. Forgetting more than half your life will do that to you. Mostly - I wish I remembered more about my childhood, before Garden, before Ellone went away. When I was happy. I remember being happy. I think I remember being happy.
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: Coffee.
-- McDonald's or Burger King: What?
-- Single or group dates: You’re assuming I date.
-- Adidas or Nike: Using real words would help.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I'm not much into tea. I assume that's what this question is about.
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Whichever's nearer to hand. We usually seem to get chocolate.
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee. Black and strong. If it doesn't cling to the sides of the pot, it isn't really coffee.
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: No. I like breathing.
-- Cuss: Sometimes.
-- Sing: Don't even think about it.
-- Take a shower everyday: Yes.
-- Have a crush(es): No.
-- Do you think you've been in love: ...yes.
-- Want to go to college: College?
-- Like(d) high school: High school? I don't think I can really say that I liked or didn't like Garden. It was my home. I didn't know anything else.
-- Want to get married: I'm going to pass on that subject.
-- Believe in yourself: Let's just say my track record isn't much to brag about.
-- Get motion sickness: Never.
-- Think you're attractive: What, like I'd know?
-- Think you're a health freak: Not really.
-- Get along with your parent(s): That would take ever having them in the same place as me for more than a couple minutes, wouldn't it?
-- Like thunderstorms: I don't think 'like' is the right word. But for argument's sake, yes.
-- Play an instrument: Piano, a little. Everyone at Garden took music.
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: No.
-- Smoked: No.
-- Done a drug: No.
-- Had Sex: That's none of your business.
-- Made Out: Also none of your business.
-- Gone on a date: When does it qualify as a 'date'? Still not really any of your business.
-- Gone to the mall: Mall? Like the thing they had in Esthar?
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: What's an Oreo?
-- Eaten sushi: No.
-- Been on stage: No.
-- Been dumped: No.
-- Gone skating: No.
-- Made homemade cookies: No.
-- Gone skinny dipping: Absolutely not.
-- Dyed your hair: No.
-- Stolen anything: No.
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: You must be joking.
-- If so, was it mixed company: See above.
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Once or twice that I can remember.
-- Been caught "doing something": That's a pretty vague question. "Something"? I got caught trying to assassinate the leader of Galbadia. Participating in a coup is only illegal if you fail. Can we move on?
-- Been called a tease: Not that I remember.
-- Gotten beaten up: Regularly.
-- Shoplifted: No.
-- Changed who you were to fit in: Not to fit in, no.
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: Shut up.
-- Numbers and Names of Children: The last thing I need to do is have kids.
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: Can we quit talking about marriage? Geez.
-- How do you want to die: Quick and clean.
-- Where you want to go to college: I don't.
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: I have grown up.
-- What country would you most like to visit: I don't want to travel. I'd like to be able to go back to Balamb, though. Maybe Winhill again, just once.
LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl..
-- Best eye color? Doesn't matter.
-- Best hair color? Doesn't matter.
-- Short or long hair: Doesn't matter.
-- Height: Doesn't matter.
-- Best weight: Doesn't matter.
-- Best articles of clothing: This whole section is ridiculous.
-- Best first date location: I don't know. Where do people go for dates?
LAYER TEN:
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: None that I know of.
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: I don't think this question means quite what you intended it to mean. Trusting people with your life isn't so hard. With that in mind: Five. And only one of them is here.
-- Number of CDs that I own: None.
-- Number of piercings: My ears are pierced.
-- Number of tattoos: None yet.
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: I don’t know.
-- Number of scars on my body: A lot. I'm not stopping to count.
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: Nothing I want to talk about. Are we done here?
LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Squall Leonhart.
-- Birth date: August 23.
-- Birthplace: Winhill, I guess.
-- Current Location: The City.
-- Eye Color: Blue.
-- Hair Color: Brown.
-- Height: 5'8"
-- Righty or Lefty: Right.
-- Zodiac Sign: Leo/Virgo cusp.
LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: Hell if I know. Laguna called Deling City home and Raine lived in Winhill, so probably Galbadian, sort of. I grew up at Garden.
-- The shoes you wore today: Standard-issue combat boots. They're the only shoes I own.
-- Your fears: Do we have to talk about this?
-- Your perfect pizza: As long as it's dead before they serve it to me. I'm not picky.
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Recruit more manpower for my division of the Police Force. Find my crystal. Defeat the sorceress again. Defeat Chaos. Make sure Garden and SeeD are ready for when the sorceress appears in the future.
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: What's AIM?
-- Your thoughts first waking up: Whether today will be the day something ends.
-- Your best physical feature: I don’t know.
-- Your bedtime: Whenever I go to sleep.
-- Your most missed memory: There are a lot of memories I wish I could get back. Forgetting more than half your life will do that to you. Mostly - I wish I remembered more about my childhood, before Garden, before Ellone went away. When I was happy. I remember being happy. I think I remember being happy.
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: Coffee.
-- McDonald's or Burger King: What?
-- Single or group dates: You’re assuming I date.
-- Adidas or Nike: Using real words would help.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I'm not much into tea. I assume that's what this question is about.
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Whichever's nearer to hand. We usually seem to get chocolate.
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee. Black and strong. If it doesn't cling to the sides of the pot, it isn't really coffee.
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: No. I like breathing.
-- Cuss: Sometimes.
-- Sing: Don't even think about it.
-- Take a shower everyday: Yes.
-- Have a crush(es): No.
-- Do you think you've been in love: ...yes.
-- Want to go to college: College?
-- Like(d) high school: High school? I don't think I can really say that I liked or didn't like Garden. It was my home. I didn't know anything else.
-- Want to get married: I'm going to pass on that subject.
-- Believe in yourself: Let's just say my track record isn't much to brag about.
-- Get motion sickness: Never.
-- Think you're attractive: What, like I'd know?
-- Think you're a health freak: Not really.
-- Get along with your parent(s): That would take ever having them in the same place as me for more than a couple minutes, wouldn't it?
-- Like thunderstorms: I don't think 'like' is the right word. But for argument's sake, yes.
-- Play an instrument: Piano, a little. Everyone at Garden took music.
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: No.
-- Smoked: No.
-- Done a drug: No.
-- Had Sex: That's none of your business.
-- Made Out: Also none of your business.
-- Gone on a date: When does it qualify as a 'date'? Still not really any of your business.
-- Gone to the mall: Mall? Like the thing they had in Esthar?
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: What's an Oreo?
-- Eaten sushi: No.
-- Been on stage: No.
-- Been dumped: No.
-- Gone skating: No.
-- Made homemade cookies: No.
-- Gone skinny dipping: Absolutely not.
-- Dyed your hair: No.
-- Stolen anything: No.
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: You must be joking.
-- If so, was it mixed company: See above.
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Once or twice that I can remember.
-- Been caught "doing something": That's a pretty vague question. "Something"? I got caught trying to assassinate the leader of Galbadia. Participating in a coup is only illegal if you fail. Can we move on?
-- Been called a tease: Not that I remember.
-- Gotten beaten up: Regularly.
-- Shoplifted: No.
-- Changed who you were to fit in: Not to fit in, no.
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: Shut up.
-- Numbers and Names of Children: The last thing I need to do is have kids.
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: Can we quit talking about marriage? Geez.
-- How do you want to die: Quick and clean.
-- Where you want to go to college: I don't.
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: I have grown up.
-- What country would you most like to visit: I don't want to travel. I'd like to be able to go back to Balamb, though. Maybe Winhill again, just once.
LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl..
-- Best eye color? Doesn't matter.
-- Best hair color? Doesn't matter.
-- Short or long hair: Doesn't matter.
-- Height: Doesn't matter.
-- Best weight: Doesn't matter.
-- Best articles of clothing: This whole section is ridiculous.
-- Best first date location: I don't know. Where do people go for dates?
LAYER TEN:
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: None that I know of.
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: I don't think this question means quite what you intended it to mean. Trusting people with your life isn't so hard. With that in mind: Five. And only one of them is here.
-- Number of CDs that I own: None.
-- Number of piercings: My ears are pierced.
-- Number of tattoos: None yet.
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: I don’t know.
-- Number of scars on my body: A lot. I'm not stopping to count.
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: Nothing I want to talk about. Are we done here?