Comments | leon_weirdo: Help me figure this one out.

leon_weirdo

Help me figure this one out.

Mar 21, 2008 20:59

A little while before I left MA, I serviced my car at the local Honda dealership. I did a few maintenance things and also the whole oil service, after which they put a little reminder sticker in the corner of your windshield telling you when you need to change the oil next. Mine says: "Next service date is 05/15/08 or mileage 86,356" meaning that I ( Read more... )

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lux_apollo March 22 2008, 02:02:36 UTC

Spooky.

spongeboob March 22 2008, 02:05:51 UTC

There's only one answer. Anal probe. :/ I don't know how, but they've tapped onto your butt.

leon_weirdo March 22 2008, 02:29:01 UTC

So I have Honda in my butt. That would explain all the epic gas I've been passing lately. :/

spongeboob March 22 2008, 12:13:40 UTC

Heh. Srsly.
But it could just be a coincidence, I wouldn't think much of it unless it happened once or twice in a row.

deovalente March 22 2008, 04:03:50 UTC

Russians drink Heineken? :(

Also, I don't know what model/year of Honda you have, but lately a lot of them (especially older models taken into the shop for certain things like oil changes or routine maintenance) are being taken into the shop and installed with microchips that REPORT YOUR EVERY MOVE TO THE GOVERNMENT.

Okay that was totally all BS. :P

leon_weirdo March 22 2008, 13:16:18 UTC

I wanted beer and the only drinkable brand that I recognized in the asinine selection of the grocery store was Heineken. Shut up, it's much better than most of our domestic "beers." :P

And shit, now the government can track all of our late night trysts. :/

deovalente March 22 2008, 19:33:57 UTC

I drink wuss beer, specifically Smirnoff Ice. Original, Raspberry, and Apple. Almost zero alcohol content for the win! :D

leon_weirdo March 23 2008, 00:44:08 UTC

Bah, whippersnapper! :D

cosmicdust March 22 2008, 10:50:30 UTC

IT WAS LOL :D

About snorting beer:.. ngb2k March 22 2008, 10:56:03 UTC

... You see, that's another proof that Heineken Beer refreshes parts of the body no other beer could reach. XD

Probably they have built in a sensor, who sends a signal to the Honda dealer, as soon you have reached the milage limit. ^_^

Re: About snorting beer:.. leon_weirdo March 22 2008, 13:18:07 UTC

Mmmm, beer sinus wash. It kind of hurt actually.

See, that's what I thought, and it's kind of scary.

Ouch... ngb2k March 22 2008, 16:24:05 UTC

... I was referring to their old product claim they had awhile ago. Sadly those old commercials are hard to find on YouTube.
But have you seen there space programm?

:D

Re: Ouch... leon_weirdo March 23 2008, 00:43:07 UTC

Wow, that was actually quite awesome. It's funny, Caroline and I watched a documentary earlier today that included the landing part of the simulation, so that's probably official NASA stuff... It did not include setting up a bar on Mars, however. :P