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[leperman1]

So an alien has laid eggs in my ear right, and I had to get an ultrasound on my neck. I went to the Campbelltown hospital and there was this fat man wearing a face mask made from underwear, I swear, I lold. Then this little azn man was like come this way, and was like super polite and made sure I didn't get lube all over my face. Then he saw a huge

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[silent_revery]

Whats this? haha... lol preggos, theres this hell south girl at work who told me shes pregnant, and im like 'ha, you gonna have it?' and shes like 'nat! had an abortion already this year too' and im like 'ohhh' *facepalm*