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Have a Fernando Torres picspam because I’m bored and clearly have too much time on my hands. You've probably seen most (if not all) of these but it can't hurt to stare again.
In case you were not aware, Fernando has freckles.
Lots of freckles.
... I hate watermarks.
Iker's like 'oh hai, hug tiems!'
Fernando on his back, legs in the air. No stranger to that position, I bet.
Sergio is thinking about a threesome with Aragones.
Here we see the new line of Ballerina Ken and Barbie. I think it will be a success.
And here we see Apple's latest iPod designs - an iNando. I'll take two plz.
Fernando likes children.
So much so that he has his own bun in the oven.
I think she's upset that he copied her hairstyle.
Okay Fernando, that's enough.
No seriously, stop.
You're starting to look like a Very Bad Man.
He also likes plushies.
I used to have a headband like that.
But let's get down to serious business.
Fernando is srs business.
jk he is lulz.
I got nothing, he just looks pretty.
Fernando has issues with clothes
With that he doesn't want to wear them
The less, the better.
... and I agree.
Any exscuse to take his clothes off, really.
Every now and then he has to do a penis check, just to make sure he hasn't left it in Sergio's ass.
His dream is to become a centrefold.
Fernando likes balls.
He likes to assume the position
And teach others the position.
He knows other positions as well.
On the subject of teaching, Professor Torres would like to teach you...
... how to be a pimp.
It's tough out here for a pimp.
I spy some yellow fever
Do I spy a bit of a wedgie?
... yes, I do.
Great arse, though.
Coming to a pitch near you: When Gingers attack
Here we see the popular sitcom; Two Guys and a Girl.
Lemme at him
Lemme at him
Mr Grumpy has arrived.
Truer words have never been written.
I'd let him mug me any day.
Sometimes he forgets what nationality he is
So he carries the shirt around as a reminder
... or a flag.
Just another penis check.
If Pepe's scarf was any bigger, he'd be wearing it as jumper.
Caught me a Nando.
If you're happy and you know it
Clap your hands
I'm flying Jack! I'm flying!
I'd rather do him, tbh.
Fernando has been watching too much Gladiator.
But he will watch you masturbate.
The Timid Turtle retreats into his shell.
Fernando was not impressed with Sergio's impromptu Thriller.
A very intense game of Pull My Finger.
omnomnom
He is just doing what every fangirl dreams about.
I'm off to see the wizard, the wondeful wizard of Oz!
It's the Little Mermaid!
Pepe is unimpressed.
And Fernando is retarded.
Fuck you guys, I'm going home.
My balls are this big.
I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy.
Visible Panty Lines
When Gingers Attack: Return of the Red-Head Menace.
Oh my god, I left my dick in Sergio's ass!
I see Senor Bitchface has been teaching Fernando the tricks of the trade.
Fernando is a sex predator.
Even Crouchie has been a victim of Nando's advances.
Okay, I'm going to shut up now and just spam the shit out of this.
OKAY BYE YOU GUISE. HAVE A CESCY DAY/NIGHT
In case you were not aware, Fernando has freckles.
Lots of freckles.
... I hate watermarks.
Iker's like 'oh hai, hug tiems!'
Fernando on his back, legs in the air. No stranger to that position, I bet.
Sergio is thinking about a threesome with Aragones.
Here we see the new line of Ballerina Ken and Barbie. I think it will be a success.
And here we see Apple's latest iPod designs - an iNando. I'll take two plz.
Fernando likes children.
So much so that he has his own bun in the oven.
I think she's upset that he copied her hairstyle.
Okay Fernando, that's enough.
No seriously, stop.
You're starting to look like a Very Bad Man.
He also likes plushies.
I used to have a headband like that.
But let's get down to serious business.
Fernando is srs business.
jk he is lulz.
I got nothing, he just looks pretty.
Fernando has issues with clothes
With that he doesn't want to wear them
The less, the better.
... and I agree.
Any exscuse to take his clothes off, really.
Every now and then he has to do a penis check, just to make sure he hasn't left it in Sergio's ass.
His dream is to become a centrefold.
Fernando likes balls.
He likes to assume the position
And teach others the position.
He knows other positions as well.
On the subject of teaching, Professor Torres would like to teach you...
... how to be a pimp.
It's tough out here for a pimp.
I spy some yellow fever
Do I spy a bit of a wedgie?
... yes, I do.
Great arse, though.
Coming to a pitch near you: When Gingers attack
Here we see the popular sitcom; Two Guys and a Girl.
Lemme at him
Lemme at him
Mr Grumpy has arrived.
Truer words have never been written.
I'd let him mug me any day.
Sometimes he forgets what nationality he is
So he carries the shirt around as a reminder
... or a flag.
Just another penis check.
If Pepe's scarf was any bigger, he'd be wearing it as jumper.
Caught me a Nando.
If you're happy and you know it
Clap your hands
I'm flying Jack! I'm flying!
I'd rather do him, tbh.
Fernando has been watching too much Gladiator.
But he will watch you masturbate.
The Timid Turtle retreats into his shell.
Fernando was not impressed with Sergio's impromptu Thriller.
A very intense game of Pull My Finger.
omnomnom
He is just doing what every fangirl dreams about.
I'm off to see the wizard, the wondeful wizard of Oz!
It's the Little Mermaid!
Pepe is unimpressed.
And Fernando is retarded.
Fuck you guys, I'm going home.
My balls are this big.
I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy.
Visible Panty Lines
When Gingers Attack: Return of the Red-Head Menace.
Oh my god, I left my dick in Sergio's ass!
I see Senor Bitchface has been teaching Fernando the tricks of the trade.
Fernando is a sex predator.
Even Crouchie has been a victim of Nando's advances.
Okay, I'm going to shut up now and just spam the shit out of this.
OKAY BYE YOU GUISE. HAVE A CESCY DAY/NIGHT