MAYURI - LIKE A BAWSS
YAMAMOTO: KUROTSUCHI, THANK YOU FOR THE TOUR OF THE SRDI.
MAYURI: NO PROBLEM.
YAMAMOTO: SO YOU'RE IN CHARGE AROUND HERE, IS THAT FAIR TO SAY?
MAYURI: ABSOLUTELY, I'M THE BAWSS.
YAMAMOTO: OKAY, SO TAKE US THROUGH A DAY IN THE LIFE OF THE BOSS.
MAYURI: WELL THE FIRST THING I DO IS...
DISSECT SPECIMENS (LIKE A BAWSS)
TEST SOME POISONS (LIKE A BAWSS)
SPY ON PEOPLE (LIKE A BAWSS)
BLOW UP UNDERLINGS (LIKE A BAWSS)
MAKE SOME GADGETS (LIKE A BAWSS)
CREATE MOD SOULS (LIKE A BAWSS)
MESS WITH GIGAIS (LIKE A BAWSS)
EAT RIN'S BROWNIES (LIKE A BAWSS)
YELL AT NEMU (LIKE A BAWSS)
RAEG AT LAB STAFF (LIKE A BAWSS)
WIPE OUT THE QUINCIES (LIKE A BAWSS)
FIND A LIVING ONE (LIKE A BAWSS)
FIGHT HIS PUNY ASS (LIKE A BAWSS)
STAB HIM WITH MY SWORD (LIKE A BAWSS)
RELEASE MY BANKAI (LIKE A BAWSS)
TURN INTO GOO (LIKE A BAWSS)
OOZE MY WAY HOME (LIKE A BAWSS)
MEET UNOHANA (LIKE A BAWSS)
GET HIT ON (LIKE A BAWSS)
SO CREEPED OUT (LIKE A BAWSS)
POURED IN A JAR (LIKE A BAWSS)
CARRIED BACK TO 4TH (LIKE A BAWSS)
GOD DAMN IT WOMAN PUT ME DOWN, SHIT!
REGENERATED (LIKE A BAWSS)
GET HIT ON SOME MORE (LIKE A BAWSS)
FIGHT OFF THE COUGAR (LIKE A BAWSS)
RUN BACK TO THE 12TH (LIKE A BAWSS)
FACEPLANT IN FRONT OF IT (LIKE A BAWSS)
BARRICADE MYSELF (LIKE A BAWSS)
IN MY OFFICE (LIKE A BAWSS)
EAT SOME PUDDING CUPS (LIKE A BAWSS)
TINKER WITH MYSELF (LIKE A BAWSS)
CALM THE FUCK DOWN (LIKE A BAWSS)
EAT MORE PUDDING CUPS (LIKE A BAWSS)
GET A BRAIN WAVE (LIKE A BAWSS)
BUILD SOME LAZORS (LIKE A BAWSS)
THEN I SHOOPED DA WOOP (LIKE A BAWSS)
BLEW UP SEIREITEI (LIKE A BAWSS)
NOW I'M DEAD (LIKE A BAWSS)
YAMAMOTO: I SEE. SO THAT'S AN AVERAGE DAY FOR YOU THEN?
MAYURI: NO DOUBT.
YAMAMOTO: YOU FIRE SOME LAZORS AND DIE?
MAYURI: HELL YEAH.
YAMAMOTO: AND I THINK AT ONE POINT THERE YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT UNOHANA BEING A COUGAR?
MAYURI: NOPE.
YAMAMOTO: ACTUALLY I'M PRETTY SURE YOU DID.
MAYURI: NAH, THAT AIN'T HER.
YAMAMOTO: OKAY, WELL, THIS HAS BEEN EYE OPENING FOR ME.
MAYURI: I'M THE BAWSS.
YAMAMOTO: YES, KUROTSUCHI, I GOT THAT. YOU SAID IT ABOUT FOUR HUNDRED TIMES.
MAYURI: I'M THE BAWSS.
YAMAMOTO: YES, I UNDERSTAND.
MAYURI: I'M THE BAWSS.
YAMAMOTO: NO, I HEARD YOU. SEE YOU LATER.
JIZO: LIKE A BAWSS!