I'M ON GYARADOS - LONELY ISLAND PARODY
[Mayuri]
Aw shit
Get your pokeballs ready it's about to go down (yeah, shawty)
Everybody in the gym hit the fucking deck (yeah, shawty)
But stay on your motherfuckin toes
We runnin' this, let's go
[All]
I'm on Gyarados (I'm on Gyarados)
I'm on Gyarados (I'm on Gyarados)
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin' on Gyarados (sailin' on Gyarados)
I'm on Gyarados (I'm on Gyarados)
I'm on Gyarados
Take a good hard look at motherfuckin' Gyarados
[Mayuri]
I'm on Gyarados motherfucker take a look at me
Straight floatin' on Gyarados on the deep blue sea
Bustin' Tentacools, wind whippin' my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on Gyarados
[Byakuya]
Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on Gyarados, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Rangiku's stash, cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
I'm flippin tacos, you at the Spiritual Library straight flippin copies
[Mayuri]
I'm ridin on a Lapras, doin' flips and shit
This Lapras' splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet
But this ain't Johto, this is real as it gets
I'm on Gyarados motherfucker, don't you ever forget
[Byakuya]
I'm on Gyarados and, it's goin' fast and
I got a gym-badged themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Shiro
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh
(Get the fuck up, this Gyarados is real)
[Mayuri]
Fuck land, I'm on Gyarados, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I surf on Wailords, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with Blastoise, motherfucker (yeah)
The Magikarp make noise, motherfucker
[Byakuya]
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide, surfing past Pallet Town (Pallet Town)
Gonna surf this Gyarados to Dewford somehow (to Dewford somehow)
Like Aizen's Godmode, anything is possible
[Tousen]
Yeah, surfing on a Politoed
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Yo Misty, look at me, ooh ohh ohhh
Never thought I'd see the day
When a Seaking coming my way
Believe me when I say, I fucked Remoraid~
[All]
I'm on Gyarados (I'm on Gyarados)
I'm on Gyarados (I'm on Gyarados)
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin' on Gyarados (sailin' on Gyarados)
I'm on Gyarados (I'm on Gyarados)
I'm on Gyarados
Take a good hard look at motherfuckin' Gyarados
[Tousen]
Whoahhh
Sha-sha-shorty, shorty
Yeah yeah yeahhh
Illustration
http://yukio-nenjikuji.deviantart.com/art/Tousen-uhh-172922664
http://yukio-nenjikuji.deviantart.com/art/On-a-Gyarados-172920578