Extended Complaints

[leprosytoast]

I hate how fucked up my left ear is. Each day I wake up wondering if I am deaf in it yet. Every morning when I wake up I find that the sound that travels into my left ear sounds more and more diluted (so to speak) and will stay that way for hours on end. It was so bad yesterday morning that it actually reminded me why I feared the problem when it

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[theboweevil]

You probably gotta get yer ears cleaned; you get one of those kits that squirts this liquid down to clean around yer ear drums. All this crap comes out that was clogged way deep inside yer ear.

[leprosytoast]

Well, as disgusting as it sounds, I think I'd rather have filled with gunk than be going deaf. At least that way the process can be reversed.
I remember when I was younger I had to go to the doctors office so they could squirt liquid in my ear to clear it out, but that didn't work too well so they ended up having to stick some sort of instrument in my ear and digging out all of the crap inside.
Being the strange little one that I was, I asked if I could keep what they found. Haha.