Yes, I do have my strange moments...

May 25, 2004 01:44


PARENTAL ADVISORY LEPROSYTOAST CONTAINS
EXPLICIT LYRICS
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"ACHTUNG!leprosytoast may actually be a spider-human hybrid
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UCAUTIONIN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP JUSTIN AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.
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NOTE: zNo smoking around justin. Thankyou for your co-operation.
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Alright, so we all know that this journal contains explicit lyrics (which means you must all sing my entries as you read them...weirdos), now I just have a nice little warning to go with it. What you might not have known, however, is the fact that I might be a spider-human hybrid. I know, I know...it is very alarming and offsetting. Sometimes I'm even surprised when I wake to find strands of a silk web coming out of my...nevermind. I am, or was, a bit of a pyromaniac though. Oh, wait...I know what you were thinking....it is advisable to keep me away from fire because of "flammable gas"? You people are just sick, sick I tell you! Please though, for the love of all that is great, do not smoke around me! It's a bit of a contradiction to the last one, I know...but I'm an oddball. What? You know it and you love it....because I said so...and I'm in a delusional, sleep-depraved state of mind.

Hahaha!
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