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[leragie]

I was finally able to go back to work today after calling in sick 2 days in a row. My boss forgot to mention that we were going to start coming into work at 7:00 instead of 6:30, so I was stuck sitting in my car and wasting another 30 minutes of my life. Not that I normally do anything important when I'm not at work, but I would've rather wasted

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[andmore]

Maiden_deth makes it sound like you're going to get every job in the whole world and that the rest of us better watch out because we're in danger of losing our jobs to you.
Why are you even looking for a job anyway? I already hired you to be my cook. I mean my order-outer

[leragie]

I haven't been paid my mitten or any ramen yet so I had to go looking for another job. I would come and take yours, but I would rather have a job where people aren't trying to pee on me.

[andmore]

I'm working on the mitten. I just hope you don't have abnormally long digits. And it's not like random people come up and pee on me. It's just one person. Does that make it better?