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[leragie]

I've decided that I need to get my own airplane. I have to, that's just the way it is. I figured I would get a start on it by selling myself. Anybody want first picks before I hit the corner?

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[stmarysalice]

Dibs on your right arm. I can always use another hand.

[andmore]

I'll give you five dollars for your right foot. I never liked my right foot much, I need to trade up. It's nice of you to sell your body parts in time for Christmas.

[leragie]

I always try to do my part when the holidays come around, but my foot is worth a lot more than five dollars. I would say more like $7.50 maybe?

I don't know about giving up my right arm. I hold my Cup Of Noodles with my left hand, so I'm gonna need my right hand to take care of shoveling them into my mouth. Or you could always feed them to me yourself. I promise I will only spit them back at you when you deserve it.

[maiden_deth]

Don't forget to mention all of this to Julie. I think we all know what "part" she'll take.

[leragie]

Heh, yeah, but I'll doubt she'll find much use for it.