Special Sauce?

Dec 17, 2009 15:02

I have come to a conclusion:

Panera's Mac & Cheese sauce is not made with Vermont white cheddar. Rather it is some super addictive concoction of crack and cream.

So if you see me on the side of the road wearing fishnets and holding a sign that says "Will work for Panera Gift Card" you will know how my tragic story began.

panera, crack, comfort food, food, addiction

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akasha63 December 17 2009, 20:40:16 UTC
I just wish it came in larger portions. The small $4.99 portion is a bit overpriced for what you get. But yes, it IS totally yummy.

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lerah99 December 18 2009, 05:01:50 UTC
I agree that it is WAY overpriced for Mac & Cheese - but it is probably very reasonably priced for Crack & Cheese...

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lerah99 December 18 2009, 05:05:31 UTC
You are an evil man. Don't tell me if you figure out how to do this.

I'd like to be able to get through doors without having to use a shoe horn and crisco due to the size of my ass from cheap made at home Panera's Mac & Cheese.

No, this way I have to budget the $9 for it and can only really afford it once a paycheck. If I could make it at home for cheap, I'd become one of those really fat people that they have to cut a wall down so Richard Simmons can save them.

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