Review sidetracked by O.o

[lerite]

This was going to be a review of the first series romance I've ever read, a Harlequin historical about a pianist and her forced-by-society marriage to a man mourning his dead wife. Summary: mostly competently written for people at a high school reading level (with a couple swerves into inexcusable sentence structure), but insipid

Comments

[maid_of_madison]

I've seen worse. Mostly on wtffanfiction.

[drethelin]

oh god why did I google that.

[lex_of_green]

Misha, where did you think the Quirrel/Buckbeak snuff porn came from?

[batmiles]

I don't know who first thought that "juices" was a sexy term but they need to be sacked.

[whymc]

That feels, somehow, like it should come from a cooking program... and that can't possibly be a good sign...

[lerite]

I know, right? The only case I can think of where something glazed might be good for sexual purposes is perhaps a stained-glass dildo? I'm not a big fan of food near my nether regions.