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[lesbeserious]

So Roxie hit 4,000 comments sometime within the last couple weeks (which is I think the fastest any of my characters have gotten there aside from Kodachi and Ty Lee)! And... well, I played my other two in the last calendar week! Clearly this calls for the question meme.

ASK A QUESTION, it can be anything CFUD related. OOC, IC, relationship/first

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[katharon]

RELATIONSHIP MEME SANTANA :D

[lesbeserious]

Okay uh let's see what's changed from last time I did one... I think mostly just frustration? Because like basically any time it seems like some minuscule amount of progress is made it stalls out because Roxie and/or Santana are dumb (usually probably both). Like, especially with the last conversation where from Roxie's perspective it was pretty much "okay you're trying to do something decent but you're doing it in the stupidest possible way with no actual perspective and you're getting mad at me for not going 'oh, you're right, I guess I should just move my entire massive art studio because you say so' augh what the fuck."

And of course, Roxie's stubborn and stupidly deadset on not making concessions/backing down ever so she's really not helping. Like, she wants to get to somewhere less dumb with Santana but she's... sort of unwilling to make any changes on her part to better facilitate it even if she's aware she's not exactly the easiest person to talk to.

Santana on Roxie?

[capt_homo]

RELATIONSHIP MEME!!

[lesbeserious]

ahahahaha UH WELL. Roxie's thought process goes something like this; Stephen Stills is a friend and bandmate of Scott Pilgrim so he loses points for that. But he's nowhere near as stupid as Scott Pilgrim so he gains points for that. But he's still kind of stupid and doesn't follow instructions so he loses points for that. He's also a gigantic pussy so he loses a ton of points for that. END RESULT: -4245 points, rates above Scott Pilgrim but hypothetically below Kim Pine and Wallace Wells on the Scott Pilgrim and his Precious Little Friends scale.

... I mean, really, Roxie doesn't really think of Stephen Stills enough to have anything resembling real thoughts about him as a person other than "man I dislike that guy, what a pussy, Toronto sucks." SORRY STEPHEN STILLS :(

HOW SCARED OF ROXIE IS STEPHEN STILLS

[capt_homo]

HE'S SO SCARED, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. Every time he sees her, he wants to put his hands over his crotch. Also Ramona told him about Roxie making out with underage vampire girls so now he's kind of all WHAAAAAAT.

would

would Roxie help Stephen Stills with homo lessons

[lesbeserious]

No :/

Maybe if Ramona topped her into it really hard. But even still she wouldn't exactly try hard.

... sob, what else has Ramona told Stephen Stills about Roxie.

[the_ex_in_xp]

So how much would you hate me if I did, in fact, encourage you to give Stephen Stills homo lessons?

[lesbeserious]

A LOT. That's stupid and like I can fucking give lessons on fucking being gay what the fuck is that even about :/

WHY ARE YOU TELLING STEPHEN STILLS ABOUT MY PERSONAL STUFF RAMONA FLOWERS >/

[the_ex_in_xp]

It's not being gay okay it's about relationships and that's your counselor job, so theoretically you could attempt to maybe try it. Homo can also mean same, you both make terrible decisions. BONDING!

...I FORGOT WHAT EXACTLY WHAT WAS SAID ICLY but I'm pretty sure it was just during a list of crazy people to avoid, because Stephen Stills attracts sadists, and Ramona pointed her out then somehow it got on the track that she only ate men which is why Roxie is safe to make hang out with her. It wasn't like I was divulging any personal secrets Miss PDA-in-plain-sight-with-an-underaged-vampire-thing.