I just flossed my teeth and now I feel like I've ripped my mouth apart with barbed wire.

It didn't help that I looked like an extra from Interview with the Vampire. Im lucky my teeth aren't stained red.

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number one:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MALLORY!!! My first kiss and my first grope, I miss you.

two: i'm getting a B in american politics that will be boosted to an A if i have anything to do with it. dumb mistakes on multiple choice fucked me over.

“Pull over,” Nikki said.

“What?” Tim asked.

“Pull over!” Nikki screamed.

“Why?” Tim yelled.

“Turtle!”

TURNING FOR TURTLES

“Oh my god, you’re fucking kidding me.” Tim was reluctant to join Nikki’s ‘Save Turtles from Oncoming Traffic Crusade,’ a crusade that had saved three, and murdered one.

“Pull over and let me save the turtle.”

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So today me, liz chrobak, and my pal laura saw suna avci in Candide. the performance was awesome and suna was OFF DA HOOK. its also so cold that the snot froze IN MY NOSE when we were walking. it was so painful ( Read more... )

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and JUST PLAIN HILARIOUS!!! (from gena)

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