One of the things I've learned in my later years *yeah I'm soooo old* is that I must laugh at myself. I am a nerd/dork/dweeb.... whatever you wanna call it. It's MUCH easier to get through some more questionable moments if you just suck it up and laugh. Others might laugh too. They might already BE laughing. But if teach yourself to laugh at ( Read more... )

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When I went out the other night with Jessica we walked "THROUGH" the Jr's dept. No baggy shirts and leggings for us this time. We saw a TON of humor shirts and one said "Nobody cares about your Blog". LMAO I thought that was funny. I write this more for me than anyone else. I love writing.

Anyway..... bye.

My eye is swollen


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Reads like this crack me up!! Yes, odd sense of humor, but c'mon, it's FREAKING FUNNY y'all ( Read more... )

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OMG ever been electrocuted??? I was "fixing" the girls' lamp in their room. The whole thing had come unscrewed from the pole to the top. It was plugged in but turned off. Well as I was twisting it into the base (light-bulb not in yet) Conner comes up and turns on the light switch. OMG a surge of electricity goes into my fingers and through my hand ( Read more... )

How to make a Lesley
Ingredients:

3 parts anger

1 part ambition

1 part crazy
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little curiosity if desired!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com